we have been completely and utterly hopeless at eurovision in the 21st century and we deserve every awful result we get lmao
the new nf format ensures that most, if not all, of the entries will either be songwriting camp husks devoid of any personality or just downright embarrassing, with the winner ultimately being the cheesiest, most inoffensive one of the bunch because ~it's SO eurovision~. artists with a bigger profile or any self respect will avoid it like the plague because why the hell would they want to get saddled with such trite crap? even if they could still enter with their own songs, they wouldn't. the risk of coming 15th and getting thrown into the dustbin of irrelevant uk eurovision flops puts them off enough already.
i don't even think the bbc wants to win at this point. they're getting a pretty sweet deal out of the current situation: they get a relatively cheap prime time saturday evening slot with great viewing figures, and all they have to do in return is send some x-factor reject with a tepid mess of a song away to some european capital for a week. in their eyes, they've got no reason to want to spend millions on hosting the thing, so why would they?
the public perception of the contest doesn't help either. every year, without fail, people moan that the only reason we do so badly is because it's all political and europe hates us, but if you ask them to mention any entry of ours from the past twenty years that they genuinely like, they'll struggle to think of a single one. they can't seem to grasp the concept that perhaps, perhaps, the problem lies with us and not the rest of the continent. our exceptionalist nonsense knows no bounds, not even at eurovision.
anyway we suck and, barring a miracle, will continue to suck for the foreseeable future thanks for reading my essay