Slow Down's staging was a huuuuuuuuuge risk though. Like, the
staring into your fucking soul and judging all your sins camera angle could've easily backfired had it gone on longer. It paid off, ~somewhat~, with 11th place being a fair score for what it was. Lea did it better. :-)
but, I mean Mr.Pancake is responsible for:
- Trijnwreck's horrendous, morose staging including a generous dose of closed-up hagface
(Tamta better watch out this year because Old Age is catching up with her, no matter how many times she tries to statch Bilal's wig and Charlotte Perelli's make-up artist), an awful neon colour palette, including blacklighted L- O- V- E letters pasted on Trijntje's wrinkled paw. It was a collaborative effort (Trijntje really was The Little Engine That Couldn't and jeezus that outfit), but the pathos was so palpable and sullen it made "
Aina mun pittää" a palate cleanser.
- ZiBBZ's elongated camera angles, on a song that is fucking uptempo and thrives on its action-packed beat.
- Sennek's Omnishambles (though, much like Trijntje, this was a collaborative effort, and Hans's impact was about the 4th most detrimental at best)
- Whatever the monstruosity that made up 'Outlaw in 'em''s staging was. (protip: if your staging requires a long-winded, pedantic explanation to be understood by casuals
(no one knows what kramping is, nor does anyone care.), it's fucking
shit staging, period.)
- Manel's, which fell apart after five seconds when he turned the staging for what as an uplifting, touching song into a YOLO brofest, ~SuRfZ uP~.
Like,
out of eight entries, he murdered 4.5 entries by himself, did An Okay Job on one and nailed two. That's
not what I would call a great staging director. Even Sabo-Tage Baptiste has a better track record and she has one stinker every fucking year. (She's coming for you Tamta :twisted
I do have faith he won't entirely fuck up "Arcade"'s staging because Duncan really is
that good, but I'm prepared for something slow-paced with many intense close-ups of Duncan's face.