Ok, So I somehow managed to force my mum into listening to the songs. This is her opinion on each song.
SF1
A good song, she liked it.
"What is this? Greece has all but given up - clearly didn't have the budget to get something decent".
(that shed)
Very eurovision song, thought it could do well. When I said it was one of the least favourites she was shocked and said if Russia or Sweden sent it then it would probably be liked more.
Didn't like it.
Thought it was ok, nothing special.
Loved it, thought it was a great song.
Didn't like it
Didn't like it. She had a wtf facial expression.
It was ok, sounded eurovision. Would definitely do well.
It was just ok, didn't think much to the music video.
Didn't like it.
Hated this. Thought it was a shocking entry from Austria. (she loved their entry last year)
thought it was ok.
Hated it.
Hated with a passion, said it sounded a mess.
She liked this, said it's a decent entry.
Didn't like it at all.
Just ok, didn't think much to it.
SF2
Hated it, and said didn't like how he looked either.
Enjoyed this, one of the better entries. But commented on his long hair (not a fan of long hair on men).
Just ok, forgettable.
Didn't like it much.
Didn't like it, decided she hated it after I said about the wolves.
Didn't think much to it.
Recognised Nicky straight away, said that his name would help a little bit.
Hated the song.
Didn't like it, thought it can do well.
Puzzled as to why Australia is even allowed, said she didn't like the song either. Very boring.
Thought it was catchy and that it could do well.
Very dramatic, very eurovision. Thinks it will do very well.
She liked this, thought it was catchy and one of the better songs in Semi 2.
Bland, boring, nothing special.
Hated it with a passion. After I said what it was about she said she didn't give a sh*t what it's about, the song was still awful and hated how she was singing.
Just ok.
Hated it with a passion as well, said it was possibly the worst song in this edition.
Didn't like it.
Liked it, said that it could do very well.
Big 5 + Sweden
Liked it, said it was great entry from France for a change. Said it could be a potential winner, but because it's France she wasn't so sure.
Said Ella Henderson's song 'Ghost' come to mind. Just because of the name.
also, it was ok.
Didn't like it.
Liked this, said it was catchy and could do well, but possibly not for same reasons as France.
Didn't like it.
Remembered from the NF, didn't really give a comment.
There you have it, my mum was indifferent or didn't like most the songs.