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Albania Superstar
We finished today, and I drew up what would probably be her ranking with some quotes I could remember:
1. Denmark: (through laughter) “It sounds like something the Brady kids would sing – frickin’ brilliant!”
2. Finland: “These guys are awesome. Top 5.” – she’s a bigger punk fan than I am
3. Latvia: “This’ll come down to the live performance, but it’s definitely top 5.”
4. Georgia: “I like this. It’s catchy. No idea what ‘oximated’ means.”
5. Norway: “He has a really nice voice – this one’s a favorite.”
6. Hungary: "I like her voice a lot. I hope it doesn't get lost."
7. Estonia: “This one’s great. Very 80s.”
8. Slovenia
9. Iceland
10. Lithuania
11. Germany: “This sounds very un-German (she was born in and spent a year in Germany), but it’s great.”
12. Portugal: (after I told her that it’s been panned darn close to universally) “I don’t get that. It doesn’t light the world on fire, but it’s pretty good!”
13. Australia: "A nice entry. Very Australian (after the "do what you, what you, what you want" parts). It's a bit Michael Jackson derivative, though."
14. Albania
15. Netherlands: “Her voice sounds very youthful. It’s good.”
16. Serbia “The lyrics are trite, but it’s a good song otherwise.”
17. Belarus
18. Sweden: (after I told her about the staging) “Of course he gets chased by an army of gnomes. It’s Eurovision.”
19. Czech Republic
20. Belgium: “Well this one's…dramatic.”
21. Azerbaijan
22. Macedonia
23. Poland
24. Montenegro: “I can see how this composer is a Eurovision winner, but it’s just kind of eh for me.”
25. Spain
26. Armenia: “Shouty ending. Too complicated.”
27. Italy: "I think this one will win. People love a boyband."
28. Romania: "What a strange song. I don't get it."
29. Israel: "This definitely screams Israeli pop; I'm not a fan."
30. Moldova: "Wait - this is just fake Lady Gaga!"
31. France
32. Austria: “It’d be great if Austria won on home soil, but they won’t. He was not meant to sing in falsetto.”
33. Malta
34. Ireland (after about 30 seconds) “Okay, I’m bored already.”
35. Russia
36. United Kingdom
Didn’t show: Switzerland, Cyprus, Greece
She couldn’t stop laughing during San Marino, so I haven’t included that in the rankings because I don’t know how I could.
1. Denmark: (through laughter) “It sounds like something the Brady kids would sing – frickin’ brilliant!”
2. Finland: “These guys are awesome. Top 5.” – she’s a bigger punk fan than I am
3. Latvia: “This’ll come down to the live performance, but it’s definitely top 5.”
4. Georgia: “I like this. It’s catchy. No idea what ‘oximated’ means.”
5. Norway: “He has a really nice voice – this one’s a favorite.”
6. Hungary: "I like her voice a lot. I hope it doesn't get lost."
7. Estonia: “This one’s great. Very 80s.”
8. Slovenia
9. Iceland
10. Lithuania
11. Germany: “This sounds very un-German (she was born in and spent a year in Germany), but it’s great.”
12. Portugal: (after I told her that it’s been panned darn close to universally) “I don’t get that. It doesn’t light the world on fire, but it’s pretty good!”
13. Australia: "A nice entry. Very Australian (after the "do what you, what you, what you want" parts). It's a bit Michael Jackson derivative, though."
14. Albania
15. Netherlands: “Her voice sounds very youthful. It’s good.”
16. Serbia “The lyrics are trite, but it’s a good song otherwise.”
17. Belarus
18. Sweden: (after I told her about the staging) “Of course he gets chased by an army of gnomes. It’s Eurovision.”
19. Czech Republic
20. Belgium: “Well this one's…dramatic.”
21. Azerbaijan
22. Macedonia
23. Poland
24. Montenegro: “I can see how this composer is a Eurovision winner, but it’s just kind of eh for me.”
25. Spain
26. Armenia: “Shouty ending. Too complicated.”
27. Italy: "I think this one will win. People love a boyband."
28. Romania: "What a strange song. I don't get it."
29. Israel: "This definitely screams Israeli pop; I'm not a fan."
30. Moldova: "Wait - this is just fake Lady Gaga!"
31. France
32. Austria: “It’d be great if Austria won on home soil, but they won’t. He was not meant to sing in falsetto.”
33. Malta
34. Ireland (after about 30 seconds) “Okay, I’m bored already.”
35. Russia
36. United Kingdom
Didn’t show: Switzerland, Cyprus, Greece
She couldn’t stop laughing during San Marino, so I haven’t included that in the rankings because I don’t know how I could.