FallenAngelII
Active member
On behalf of the Swedish people, I humbly apologize for our choice of Eurovision representative, yet again.
No, really. It's fine if you liked Anna's entry because it had "charm" and she had "charisma" and it was "simple" and "emotional" or whatever. That's subjective. You're allowed to think that of her entry, no matter how vehemently I disagree with you.
But when you claim that the song itself or her singing is any good, then you're either delusional or just do not possess the necessary musical competence to make that judgment call. No matter how many times you listen to it, it's interminably boring. All she does is sit on a chair singing her little ditty with a fan blowing her hair and a guitar in her hand. We've seen, what, a bajillion entries like this in the past. Nice-looking young person sitting still singing. You know how well that's blown over in Eurovision these past few years? Badly. Entries like that don't even make it past their semi-finals.
If you're gonna send a ballad to Eurovision in today's day and age, it needs at least one of the following:
1) A really strong song. Lyrics, instrumentals. It must be a show that sticks in your mind after only one listening. Is "This Is My Life" such a song? Not on your life!
2) A really strong singing voice. It must be powerful, strong and make people remember you as "That person who sung really, really well". Does Anna have such a singing voice? Not on her life!
Simple ballads where a nice-looking young person with a "pleasant" voice sings a harmless-sounding song simply don't cut it nowadays!
Her singing voice is... I don't even know how ot describe it. She's got such a unique singing voice... in a bad way. She intermittently sounds like a man when she tries to sing with a vibrato. Most of the time, she sounds kind of flat-ish (without actually being flat!) and the majority of the time, it's just... noise. As in "Oh look, she's singing. But I'm gonna forget all about it in 5 minutes."
30 seconds into the song, most viewers will have left to do other things or begun conversing with their friends. And once the next entry starts, people will have completely forgotten about her.
I'm making the same prediction I did 2005 and 2008: Sweden's gonna miss out on the final (and in 2008, we kinda did. We were saved by the International Jury). And if, against all odds, make it, we're gonna be in the bottom 5!
No, really. It's fine if you liked Anna's entry because it had "charm" and she had "charisma" and it was "simple" and "emotional" or whatever. That's subjective. You're allowed to think that of her entry, no matter how vehemently I disagree with you.
But when you claim that the song itself or her singing is any good, then you're either delusional or just do not possess the necessary musical competence to make that judgment call. No matter how many times you listen to it, it's interminably boring. All she does is sit on a chair singing her little ditty with a fan blowing her hair and a guitar in her hand. We've seen, what, a bajillion entries like this in the past. Nice-looking young person sitting still singing. You know how well that's blown over in Eurovision these past few years? Badly. Entries like that don't even make it past their semi-finals.
If you're gonna send a ballad to Eurovision in today's day and age, it needs at least one of the following:
1) A really strong song. Lyrics, instrumentals. It must be a show that sticks in your mind after only one listening. Is "This Is My Life" such a song? Not on your life!
2) A really strong singing voice. It must be powerful, strong and make people remember you as "That person who sung really, really well". Does Anna have such a singing voice? Not on her life!
Simple ballads where a nice-looking young person with a "pleasant" voice sings a harmless-sounding song simply don't cut it nowadays!
Her singing voice is... I don't even know how ot describe it. She's got such a unique singing voice... in a bad way. She intermittently sounds like a man when she tries to sing with a vibrato. Most of the time, she sounds kind of flat-ish (without actually being flat!) and the majority of the time, it's just... noise. As in "Oh look, she's singing. But I'm gonna forget all about it in 5 minutes."
30 seconds into the song, most viewers will have left to do other things or begun conversing with their friends. And once the next entry starts, people will have completely forgotten about her.
I'm making the same prediction I did 2005 and 2008: Sweden's gonna miss out on the final (and in 2008, we kinda did. We were saved by the International Jury). And if, against all odds, make it, we're gonna be in the bottom 5!