Sorry but I really have to share this.
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Found this on one Croatian site. You should apparently play the song and read the lyrics. Works like a charm.
Verse 1
I will close my eyes cause I feel shame
Hypocrites like me are a dozen a dime
In my dear Russia all gay guys are vilified
But I have to tell you now
My secret now
Bridge
Won't ever come out
Cause Russians would kill me dead
Nothing or noone would save my poor ass
I love it from behind but do „the train“, too
So I'll just try…
Chorus
Lying to voters of Eurosong contest
Blind them with strobe lights and video walls
Who cares 'bout music when fire is burning
Adore my CGI, gays look at my balls
I'm a macho guy
Can't you see my moves?
Learnt from the book on how to be straight
So incredible, so unbelievable
That some people still think I'm not gay
I saw some cool stuff on a Thailand TV show
I thought to myself: why not just copy it all?
Noone will notice cause Thailand is far away
Holly crap, now comes the hardest part…
Don't mind my voice because climbing is very hard
I'm doing my best trying not to fall down
Already fell and my ass is still red
Or is that from last night?
Trite lyrics, cool tricks are all I can give you
Heart, soul and feelings you'll find somewhere else
Can't say I'm singing about my hot boyfriend
What's next, it is so dark
I'll stretch out my arm
Teenage boys and girls
Just please vote for me
If I don't win, I can't go back home
All the shiny crap
Makes you think I sing well
Lost my breath, so now I need a break
You're my only guy…
Must win this contest, so that's why I'm trying
Trying too hard, I got lost in the crap
Out of breath by now
Muscles ache like hell
There is no art here
Just my poor act
My integrity out of the window now
The girl in the end makes it all fine