Make your own sentence

[escandesc]

I fucked Madonna because I'm sexy :shock: 3

 

[Leaf]

I pissed on Michael Jackson because I was horny

 

[roadrunner]

I need George Bush because that's what I'm.

 

[kopachka]

I took a crap on your mom because I smoked crack.

 

[Alin]

I killed a prostitute because I have perfect abs LOL

 

[Kryptonite]

I stabbed Michael Jackson because I'm sexy.

 

[Salmon]

I found one more game

There's another one??

I ran naked with a bum because I'm a pimp

ParadiseES: I kicked a marker pen because I just split up with your cat.
Jukica's second one: I sent a message envelope because I'm poor.

LOHOHOHOL

 

[amateur]

I got married with a puppet because I'm single.

And the second:

I shot a golf ball because I'm a soldier boi.

 

[kate124]

I killed Madonna, George Bush, a prostitute, a gay, a lebian and a jew because my friends told me to do so. The third part is all rubbish. The words could have been more better than this.

 

[SRBIJA]

I got married with Barney the Dinosaur because I hate my life.

 

[CC92]

I did a blowjob to a travesty because I'm sexy.

 

[nofuxCZ]

I need a piece of sh!t because I have perfect abs xD

 

[Impressive]

I fucked a dog because I stink



*The last day of wearing a gray t shirt*

 

[justjazzy]

I killed a nazi because I was horny.

 

[Nikkita]

I hate a bowl of cereal because i´m horny.
DAFUQ

 

[Windmark]

I ran naked with a vacuum cleaner because I hate my life.

 

[theCONWEL]

I fucked a piece of siht because xgay2

 

[FrachellyJelly]

I fucked a monkey because I'm sexy
xyeah

 

[apasionata]

I pissed on a lesbian coz I'm single! :'(

 

[Verjamem]

I stabbed a porn star because I was horny