Make your own sentence

[Stella]

I got married with a drunk Mexican because I'm gay And when you think I'm a girl

 

[Isabella]

I pissed on a drunk Mexican because I smoked crack

 

[94ayd]

I did a blowjob to a horse because that's what I am. Bad luck with the T-shirt. If I was still wearing the one from 2 hours ago it would be I did a blowjob to a horse because I smoked crack. which would've sounded more logical and not as disgusting. What the hell does a T-Shirt with a colour of squares mean?

 

[vatroslav_cro]

I fucked Madonna because my friends told me to do it!




tararararam........

 

[Alexu]

I fucked Madonna because my friends told me to do it!




tararararam........

who's next? Lady Gaga?

 

[vatroslav_cro]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
How did you guess?????????????
Ra ra aha ah ha...roma roma mah... ga ga oooh la la.... want her bad romaaaaaaance...........

 

[Milos-BC]

I need a piece of s.hit because I smoked crack

 

[alca]

I stabbed your grandmother because i smoked crack

The only one that makes sense!

I smoked weed with a black guy because I'm sexy

 

[No Name]

I stabbed a robot because that's what I am

(Sadly my true identity on the forum as spybot was revealed )

 

[Etl]

I need a monkey because I am single.

lol

 

[Alexu]

I need a monkey because I am single.

lol

I'm sure u'll find something better than a monkey!

 

[Jukica]

I fucked a nazi because I'm sexy

hmmm

Great idea Aleks

EDIT: I found same one in Croatian, with different phrases I'll try to translate and post it

 

[Liam]

I did a blowjob to a bowl of cereal because i'm sexy and single!

Don't judge me, bitches

 

[Jukica]

I found one more game (I'll post one more after I'll translate it)

Choose your birth month

01 -I ate
02 - I banged
03 - I ran naked with
04 - i smoked with
05 - I ran shirtless with
06 - I beat
07 - I cuddled with
08 - I needed
09 - I shot
10 - I shanked
11 - I stabbed
12 - I slept with

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - my lover
02 - a dog
03 - homer
04 - A homo
05 - a condom
06 - A toothbrush
07 - a hippie
08 - a glass of milk
09 - a porn star
10 - Paris Hilton
11 - the trojan man
12 - a teletubby
13 - the kool-aid man
14 - some crack heads
15 - an easter egg
16 - a pot head
17 - a bum
18 - a stripper
19 - a horse
20 - a homeless guy
21 - a drink
22 - my bestfriend
23 - the cookie monster
24 - my boyfriend
25 -a bowl of cereal
26 - a golf ball
27 - a bag of weed
28 - a french fry
29 - your mom
30 - ur grandma
31 - a mop

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - because hoes keep stealin my tacos
Black - because I'm sexy like that
Pink - Because I'm good in bed
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
brown- because I had to
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I love to snort cocaine.
Orange - because I smoked crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
blue - because I'm a pimp
Shirtless - because I've got abs
Yellow - because I didn't like the way he looked at me
Gold- because the people in my head were banging
Tan- because I'm a soldier boi

 

[Liam]

I stabbed the trojan man because I'm sexy like that

 

[Jukica]

I needed a bowl of cereal because I have AMAZING boobs

 

[Scooby]

I needed a bowl of cereal because I have AMAZING boobs

Same at me!

I feel very very happy, because the capital of Cameroon is Yaoundé

 

[ParadiseES]

I smooked with ur grandma because hoes keeps stealing my tacos...


(????)

 

[alca]

I ran shirtless with a french fry because I'm sexy like that!

 

[Matt]

I stabbed your mom because I've got abs