Make your own sentence

[ParadiseES]

I smoked with a CD because I'm poor and because it's my hobby.... :|

 

[aletem]

I fucked poop because I love Ladybird. :?

 

[vatroslav_cro]

I fucked poop because I love Ladybird.

Aaaaaaaaaa...nasty guy aletem....I didn't know your other side ..... ts ts ts.....

I burned Jesus because it's my hobby

Hm Dubravka.... :roll:

 

[alca]

I went with poop because I'm sexy :?

 

[Matt]

I raped myself because I smoked like crazy.


Yeah, I do that all the time.

 

[94ayd]

The lastest one: I raped a horse because I'm in love.

What can you do when it comes so naturally?

 

[Isabella]

I swallowed pope because I deserved it Crazy!

 

[aletem]

The one from Pablo:
I took off my pants in front of a giant mushroom, because some voices told me to do so. (Conclusion - I should visit a hospital )

 

[Jukica]

The one from Pablo:
I took off my pants in front of a giant mushroom, because some voices told me to do so. (Conclusion - I should visit a hospital )

 

[lucian-crusher]

I hate Barney the Dinousaur because I'm ugly!

 

[Sean]

I pissed on a robot because I was horny

 

[pyryniemi]

-es I had a romantic dinner with Verka Serdushka because I'm a bit retarded
-hr I spied a trumpet because I'm horny

 

[Kristi]

I love summer because I'm hungry :shock:

 

[DoctorX]

I burned Jesus because it's my hobby

You're gonna burn ! :twisted:

 

[strajker]

(first one at 1st page)

I shot a drunk Mexican because i hate my life.

that one which jukica wrote...

I smoked with pope because i love ladybird.

 

[Salmon]

I need a clown because I hate my life.

Not that I would understand that...

 

[Narmina]

I did a blowjob to a cookie jar because my friends told me to do it :?

 

[r3gg13]

^^ 3 3

I got married to Barney The Dinosaur because I'm single. This made total sense

 

[doctormalisimo]

I ran naked with a dildo because I was horny :?

 

[Kicker]

I got married with a nazi, because I'm sexy :/
and
I shot a bowl of cereal because I'm sexy like that
and...
I wanked thinking of a cuddly toy because somebody told me to do it in exchange for sex