Make your own sentence

[aletem]

wow

I killed a black guy because I hate my life.

or from the ones Jukica has: I beat a french fry because I'm a pimp 3 3 3

 

[MyHeartIsYours]

I shanked my bestfriend because I'm a pimp

 

[94ayd]

Juki's: I stabbed some crack heads because I smoked crack (what does orange have to do with that?! ) :? . Had it been some hours ago, it would've looked like this: I stabbed some crack heads because I'm sexy like that... Even less sense than the first one.

 

[ParadiseES]

I finally found the one I had, but I randomized the answers, cause I wanted to have a new sentence
Also I changed some Spanish things for some international ones, so everyone know them

January -I had a romantic dinner with
February - I sang "Aserejé" to
March - I kicked
April - I had sex with
May - I ran away from
June - I took off my pants in front of
July - I loved
August - I danced with
September - I wanked thinking of
October - I leaped on
November - I shouted to
December - I wanted to marry


1- a sweaty sock
2- Verka Serdushka
3- a cucumber
4- a dirty old man
5- a colourful fish
6- a baseball bat
7- a telephone with a Spice Girls' ringtone
8- a garbage can
9- George Bush
10- a paperclip
11- my horny neighbor
12- a squirell
13- a seagull
14- a kamasutra book
15- a mp3 player
16- a hairy and "one eyebrowed" (?) monster
17- a marker pen
18- a fireman
19- a lettuce
20- your father
21- a soup ladle
22- your mather
23- a gangster
24- a worn condom
25- a cuddly toy
26- a tree in a park full of children
27- a baby
28- a giant mushroom
29- my best friend's boyfriend
30- my most hated professor
31- a japanese woman

T-SHIRT COLOUR
White - because I was late for the Pop Idol casting
Black - because someone told me to do it in exchange for sex
Brown - because I'm a bit retarded
Nothing - because I confused his/her/it with a T-Rex
Pink - because I had my nipples horny-horny
Red - because I'm gay/lesbian
Blue - because I just split up with your cat
Green - because I'm sexy, sexy, sexy and I do whatever I want
Violet - because I love him/her so much
Grey - because I'm like that
Yellow - because I wanted to forget Obama
Orange - because your body odour forced me
Others - because some voices told me to do it

 

[ParadiseES]

So mine is: I had sex with my most hated professor because I was late for the Pop-Idol casting.........or I had sex with my most hated professor because I just split up with your cat (my t-shirt is white and blue)

I have another one about writing a letter, but i'll post it in some days

 

[Scooby]

Mine is: I loved a cuddly toy because I'm gay/lesbian

 

[Isabella]

Jukica's: I cuddled with a drink because hoes keep stealin my tacos :?

Pablo's: I loved a soup ladle because I was late for the Pop Idol casting :|

Nothing makes sense

 

[Jukica]

Pablo's one: I danced with a cuddly toy because someone told me to do it in exchange for sex :shock:

 

[94ayd]

I shouted to a Kamasutra book because your body odour forced me...

 

[AlekS]

I ran away from a sweaty sock because I confused it with a T-Rex


psml

 

[No Name]

Juki's: I shanked my boyfriend because I have amazing boobs and hoes keep stealing my taco's.

Pablo's: I leaped on a worn comdom because I was late for the Pop idol casting and because I'm gay.


I'm currently wearing the Croatian national football-shirt and it has both red and white squares so I had to pick two colours this time.

 

[AlekS]

didn't see Juki's :shock:

ok, guys, I'm guilty:

I ran shirtless with my lover because I love marijuana and hoes keep stealin my tacos

 

[Alexu]

pablo's game:

I wanked thinking of a telephone with a Spice Girls' ringtone because I'm sexy, sexy, sexy and I do whatever I want. :shock: :shock:

 

[Alexu]

OMG...I just realized that in the previous games, I got the same thing...."because I'm sexy"

So because I'm sexy I do all the craps...

 

[Isabella]

Juki's: I shanked my boyfriend because I have amazing boobs and hoes keep stealing my taco's.

Pablo's: I leaped on a worn comdom because I was late for the Pop idol casting and because I'm gay.


I'm currently wearing the Croatian national football-shirt and it has both red and white squares so I had to pick two colours this time.

xwoo xwoo

 

[ParadiseES]

Alex, maybe it's because games are always true!

 

[No Name]

Juki's: I shanked my boyfriend because I have amazing boobs and hoes keep stealing my taco's.

Pablo's: I leaped on a worn comdom because I was late for the Pop idol casting and because I'm gay.


I'm currently wearing the Croatian national football-shirt and it has both red and white squares so I had to pick two colours this time.

xwoo xwoo

Which is pretty much the only football-shirt I would dare wearing in everyday-life when I'm not exercising. Much cooler design than most other football-shirts. I love it.

 

[Jukica]

Here is one more (I translated it from Croatian)

MONTH
January - I spied
February - I loved
March - I sent a message (to)
April - I smoked with
May - I went with
June - I fucked
July - I swallowed
August - I burned
September - I drank withh
October - I woke up by
November - I raped
December - I jumped on the tree

DAY
1 - a mandarin
2 - a trumpet
3 - a Strumf
4 - a cloth
5 - car
6 - entire world
7 - my grandmother
8 - a bottle of vodka
9 - you love
10 - cucumber
11 - car
12 - traffic lights
13 - wood
14 - horse
15 - picture
16 - van
17 - envelope
18 - best friend
19 - chair
20 - saint
21 - pope
22 - toilet
23 - King Kong
24 - porno star
25 - Jesus
26 - iPod
27 - Christmas tree
28 - poop
29 - myself
30 - CD
31 - wig

Colour of your T-Shirt:
Blue - because I'm poor
Green - because I talk to a tree
Pink - because I love Barbies
Yellow - because I haven't shaved
Black - because I'm sexy
White - because it's my hobby
Violet - because I deserved it
Gray - because they love me more than you
Red - because I smoked like crazy
Brown - because I'm horny
Multicolor - because I love ladybird
Orange - because I'm in love
Something else - because I have no life

 

[MyHeartIsYours]

I woke up by toilet because they love me more than you... Crazy!!

 

[Jukica]

I burned Jesus because it's my hobby