Australia AUSTRALIA 2025 - Go-Jo - Milkshake Man

[ESC United Mod Team]

 

[Sammy]

Oh an innuendo!
and such a creative one!
wow!


yawn!

 

[Citelis]

Another horrible entry

 

[Jupiter]

Yes, it's somewhat "stupid", but it's a fun and enjoyable listen, actzally well made, and the audience will have a lot of fun with it at Eurovision. Hopefully he'll perform this well, it comes with lots of staging potential. A happy and amused from me for now.

PS: I hope Go-Jo and Erika go back to back in semi 2

PPS: after Adonxs, this is the second mustache man entry I am enjoying this year, and that is somewhat scary

 

[Mainshow]

"Come take a sip of my special cup"
"A caramel banana that you've got to see"

I'm not a 14 year-old boy hitting puberty anymore.

pts

 

[Looren]

It's kinda fun but I wish the song was catchier

for now

 

[Ringdalen]

I wonder if Celine Dion will enjoy being flown in to listen to this years entries

 

[Sammy]

I'm not a 14 year-old boy hitting puberty anymore.

pts

I wish I was! Such a wonderful time! you can laugh at stupid songs, you don’t understand why and you have acne all over your face.

 

[nudiecrudi]

I do enjoy it.
Happy Australian in the beach vibe.
This year's final is going to be very packed with heavy stagings, if all those countries qualify.
5 points.

 

[Sabrewulf238]

I'll give it a . It's ok on first listen but I definitely think it's potential impact is lessened for me after we've already gotten a lot of similar songs so far this year.

 

[Smudy]

There is a sick production behind this song, i love this. And this guy oozes charisma.

 

[Anthony Tesla]

How nice of everybody, getting out of Sweden's way to make sure they break the record!

 

[Ted Talks]

As wacky/joke entries go, this is easily the best of this year’s songs that meet that brief.

I would prefer less of this kind of entry in general as it feels super cliched Eurovision of old (which I think is harmful to the contest long term)

Regardless of that, it does at least feel genuine and not forced in its wackiness (ahem Estonia) despite the not so subtle innuendo and is reasonably catchy. It’s got a certain Mika quality to it.

Feels like a sure fire qualifier to me - and viewers at home with rather aptly eat it up.

A from me which for a joke/wacky act is pretty good.

 

[Datura]

hes hot and the song is ok and not as annoying as the direct competition that is espresso macciato imo but it's not something i'd listen to a lot. unfortunately still among the better ones this year but i guess that doesnt say much at this point

 

[Judas]

As far as it goes for Eurovision, I like it. Watching it won't be boring on the show and in fact it will likely engage the viewer with the show. Not the type of song I'd add on my playlist but the type of song I'd enjoy watching at Eurovision. Giving

 

[Mrm]

Beside mentioning a type of drink/food, I literally don't see anything else why should we compare this one with
Ppl love to talk about Tommy Cash way too much..

 

[Mrm]

hes hot and the song is ok

My thoughts, literally, thank you Datura..

 

[aef]

The first song of the season that I truly enjoy. Thank god. Finally something that we can work with.

The first song that I’ll give more than 7 points.

I think I’ll give points for now, with the potential for an upgrade!

 

[Biste]

I hope they take a different route for the styling though. The creepy circus clown ladies do not work for me. It just weirds me out more, makes it creepy/stalky which takes the fun out of the innuendo.

 

[mauve]

For a fun song, I quite enjoy it, but miss the catchyness. So for now .

 

[HarryUK]

I’m on the fence with this, however I think the live performance could make this truly epic