Australia AUSTRALIA 2025 - Go-Jo - Milkshake Man

[ESC United Mod Team]

 

[Mrlazzyjazzy]

Esc fans are all over the shop. I'm seeing lots of meltdowns everywhere there's very little jury bait songs so far

 

[Biste]

I don't know how this makes me feel lol

 

[mauve]

Don't know how my feelings are ... I sort of like it and dislike it at the same time. But it is of the better humorous entries, I have to say!

 

[RainyWoods]

Milkshake Man is different I suppose and comes quite naturally with a tonne of staging potential. The song just kind of washes over me a bit, perhaps as it's surprisingly easy-listening for a novelty entry. Not bad though. It's well produced and there are elements in this song I've wanted you to lean towards for years. I'd certainly take this recent side of Australia with artists like Montaigne, Voyager, Electric Fields and now Go-Jo, over their bland talent show beginnings at the contest. It's just all of these (including my beloved Voyager) had the potential for stronger, more competitive songs.

I'll wait for the video before I score this so I get a feel for the aesthetics.

 

[shameless]

Ich komme while serving Kant as I have an Espresso macchiato done by the Milkshake Man.

 

[EscGeek]

Ich komme while serving Kant as I have an Espresso macchiato done by the Milkshake Man.

...in the knightclub

 

[Decayingbooks]

Has it been confirmed that Milkshake Man is actually the song?

It is silly and stupid, but in a good way, closer to the vibe Little Big had in 2020 than the song Tommy Cash is bringing.

Found a video of him performing "Mrs. Hollywood" live, vocally he sounds like the studio version and has a lot of charisma:

 

[mauve]

...in the knightclub

Just to keep your love down ... probably Feuerschwanz won't win ... there will be a Superfinal (the big news came in today) on Saturday where the JURY kicks 4 artists out. Feuerschwanz probably will be one of them.

 

[tsegaye]

Has it been confirmed that Milkshake Man is actually the song?

It is silly and stupid, but in a good way, closer to the vibe Little Big had in 2020 than the song Tommy Cash is bringing.

Found a video of him performing "mrs. Hollywood" live, vocally he sounds like the sudio version and has a lot of charisma:

There's a lot of autotune on that mic feed but it probably sounds decent without it as well.

 

[EscGeek]

Just to keep your love down ... probably Feuerschwanz won't win ... there will be a Superfinal (the big news came in today) on Saturday where the JURY kicks 4 artists out. Feuerschwanz probably will be one of them.

Yeah, i saw it in the german thread...

 

[Jupiter]

Ich komme while serving Kant as I have an Espresso macchiato done by the Milkshake Man.

And 3 out 4 are in the same semi lmao

 

[randajad]

I can’t believe I am saying this, but I see the vision.

 

[Smudy]

9th in the odds now lmao (i swear i only just looked at the odds and suddenly there's movement for many entries xD)

 

[aef]

What on earth is going on today?

I was sleeping for hours on the big news from and . After casually looking at the currents odds I was like wtf is happening.... Haha and well, and somehow brought back my faith in this Eurovision year. Now I have at least 1 quality song I really like so far () and and could serve us the two absolute banger songs I would love to see at Eurovision.

Both songs are very bad news for Tommy Cash. While Espresso Macchiato is just bad and not funny at all in my opinion, Milkshake Man gave me the right Cha Cha Cha vibes... A fun banger song, yet elaborte. The beat is great too. I hope he can sing and perform it well live... It's not really winning material but top 10 or even top 5 definitely seems possible!

I would say that this also isn't a 100% televoting song. It won't get lots of jury points, but also not 0 jury points (which I totally can see happening for ).

Comment from Youtube: "Tommy Cash better take notes on how to make a funny song without it being trash"

 

[SpiritofKeiino]

I think this will qualify

 

[Rocket man]

Best song in the competition chosen so far this year.

This is fantastic! Oh how I wish the UK would send something like this.

 

[Fierro]

Unlike Espresso Macciatto this really brings me joy The true, not manufactured joke entry

 

[HanVic123]

points

 

[ayzelto]

This is better than Estonia, but we really need juries back in the semis… or am I just too old for that? Anyway, this has a catchy tune on it, but still not amazing. 5 points.

 

[lavieenrose]

NOOOO. NO. ALL-TELEVOTE SEMIS DELENDA EST.

very, very generous point.