Spain SPAIN 2022 - Chanel - SloMo

[escYOUnited]

Llegó la mami
La reina, la dura, una Bugatti
El mundo está loco con este party
Si tengo un problema, no es monetary
Yo vuelvo loquito’ a todos los daddies
Yo siempre primera, nunca secondary
Apenas hago doom, doom
Con mi boom, boom
Y le tengo dando zoom, zoom
Por Miami

Y no se confundan
Señora’ y señore’
Yo siempre ‘toy ready
Pa’ romper cadera’, romper corazones
Solo existe una
No hay imitaciones (Na, na)
Y si aún no me crees, pues me toca mostrárselo

Take a video
Watch it slo mo, mo, mo, mo, mo
Booty hypnotic
Make you want more, more, morе, more, more
Voy a bajarlo hasta el suеlo, lo, lo, lo, lo (Yeah)
If you wish, you could do this dembow (Do this dembow)
Drives you loco (Yeah)
Take a video, watch it slo mo

Te gusta todo lo que tengo
Te endulzo la cara en jugo de mango
Se te dispara cuando la prendo
Hasta el final, yo no me detengo
Take a sip of my cola-la
Un poco salvaje na-na-na
Make it go like pa-pa-pa-pa
Like pa-pa-pa-pa-pa

Y no se confundan (Y no se confundan)
Señora’ y señore’
Yo siempre ‘toy ready (Yo siempre estoy ready)
Pa’ romper cadera’, romper corazone’
Solo existe una (Solo existe una)
No hay imitaciones (Na, na, na)
Y si aún no me crees, pues me toca mostrárselo (Oye)

Take a video
Watch it slo mo, mo, mo, mo, mo
Booty hypnotic
Make you want more, more, more, more, more
Voy a bajarlo hasta el suelo, lo, lo, lo, lo
If you wish, you could do this dembow (Do this dembow)
Drives you loco (Yeah)
Take a video
Watch it slo mo, mo, mo, mo, mo
Booty hypnotic
Make you want more, more, more, more, more
Voy a bajarlo hasta el suelo, lo, lo, lo, lo
If you wish, you could do this dembow (Do this dembow)
Drives you loco (Yeah)

Y no se confundan (Y no se confundan)
Señora’ y señore’
Yo siempre ‘toy ready (Yo siempre estoy ready)
Pa’ romper cadera’, romper corazones
Solo existe una (Solo existe una)
No hay imitaciones (Na, na, na)
Y si aún no me crees, pues me toca mostrárselo (Oye)

Take a video
Watch it slo mo, mo, mo, mo, mo
Booty hypnotic
Make you want more, more, more, more, more
Voy a bajarlo hasta el suelo, lo, lo, lo, lo
If you wish, you could do this dembow (Haz el dembow)
Drives you loco (Yeah)

Take a video
Watch it slo mo​

 

[Lugano]

You are acknowledging that the UK's second place is fair, when it is unfair

Lol, what?

You are one of those Spanish Twitter trolls, right?

 

[cegs5]

I don't mind nakedness at all. I love going to the nude beach. I just don't like slutty acts.

What makes Chanel’s performance slutty for you then? I’m genuinely curious.

 

[Lugano]

What makes Chanel’s performance slutty for you then? I’m genuinely curious.

The way the large pact of the act was focused on showing her crotch area combined with the porn lyrics.

 

[MopManMoss]

What makes Chanel’s performance slutty for you then? I’m genuinely curious.

Between her saying she’s going to sweeten your face with mango juice and how her boom boom doom doom zoom zoom makes all the daddies crazy for her yummy? Hmmm no idea

 

[cegs5]

The way the large pact of the act was focused on showing her crotch area combined with the porn lyrics.

I understand some people can feel uncomfortable with it, you have all the right to dislike what you want, but calling it out “slutty” just because you don’t like some body parts in sexy clothes is derogatory. You are free to play the role of the morality police, but showing respect.

 

[Ausesken]

Bffff.... imagine what they'd say if we sent reggaeton 1st generation style

A ella le gusta la gasolina - dame más gasolinaaa

 

[Zerocalcare]

Reading some shocked and angry comments about the Chanel performance it seems to me to be back in the Middle Ages :

Giovanna d'Arco bruciata sul rogo

Giovanna d'Arco bruciata sul rogo

youtu.be

What do you think? Do we want to go back to the old ESC ?:

ESC 1958 10 - Switzerland - Lys Assia - Giorgio

Eurovision 1958

youtu.be

 

[MopManMoss]

Im not a prude it just felt very cheap to me but that’s probably because I know a moderate amount of Spanish, I’d probably have enjoyed it a lot more if I had no idea what she was saying

 

[Lugano]

I understand some people can feel uncomfortable with it, you have all the right to dislike what you want, but calling it out “slutty” just because you don’t like some body parts in sexy clothes is derogatory. You are free to play the role of the morality police, but showing respect.

Nah, slutty is the exact correct word for it. Don't like it? Too bad. Also; it's utterly ridiculous to assume I'm the morality police for labeling something slutty. I have no problem with sluts, porn or whatever, male/female, it doesn't matter to me. I just don't care for it as an act on the ESC. It's cringy and stupid and I will fucking say so if I feel that's the case and express my surprise on it coming in at third place because I feel like it should have gotten 20th at best. But I guess it's hard for narrowminded people to accept the world in rainbow colors instead of the easy black and white. Spain is one of my all-time favorite countries with a large number of awesome songs over the years. 1967, 1983, 1990, 2012 are all superb entries as well as many other decent to great ones and It's a shame to see them get their best result in many years with this. It doesn't even hold a candle to "Fuego" and that was an okay entry at best.

 

[Looren]

And the award of the country's most toxic fanbase goes to....

(not attacking the forum Spanish members btw, most of them are great persons )

 

[FilipFromSweden]

The way the large pact of the act was focused on showing her crotch area combined with the porn lyrics.

Sexy or suggestive language doesn't equate to porn and it's sad you make that automatic connection. Sex is one thing and porn is another

 

[theditz83]

They just played SloMo at my hotel's pool bar in Lanzarote - Chanel takeover in effect, next stop, West Africa!

 

[Deleted member 12761]

Maybe it's because I'm gay but to me her performance wasn't too sexy or "slutty". This is nothing in comparison to what some american popstars do, lol. People these days are so prude and always search for something to be negative about. Chill, have some fun and spread positivity. And if you don't like her sexy performance fine but the world doesn't surround around you people either. Music acts like her have a place in Eurovision just like the "classy" acts. And the public agrees considering her televote result.

 

[Ausesken]

Despacito lyrics: "quiero ver cuánto amor a ti te cabe" (I want to see how much love fits in you --- fit where????? what has to be inside???) "empezamos lento, después salvaje" // we start slowly, then wildly --- they mean dancing?? or.... another activity? ). Music video full of people in sexy outfits dancing in a very sensual way.

Mayores lyrics: "a mí me gustan más grandes, que no me quepan en la boca" (I like them bigger, the ones that can't fit in my mouth --- Becky G, it's too much! Oh well, let's pretend we mean kisses in the next sentence // yo duro en la cama lo que él no dura --- in the bed I last longer than him). Music video with Becky G looking sexy, seducing a man only to steal him...

These, especially Despacito, have been worldwide hits. 'Slutty' Slomo is no more slutty than those hits. Have you been in caves all this time? This is very common in the music scene nowadays.

 

[cegs5]

Nah, slutty is the exact correct word for it. Don't like it? Too bad. Also; it's utterly ridiculous to assume I'm the morality police for labeling something slutty. I have no problem with sluts, porn or whatever, male/female, it doesn't matter to me. I just don't care for it as an act on the ESC. It's cringy and stupid and I will fucking say so if I feel that's the case and express my surprise on it coming in at third place because I feel like it should have gotten 20th at best. But I guess it's hard for narrowminded people to accept the world in rainbow colors instead of the easy black and white. Spain is one of my all-time favorite countries with a large number of awesome songs over the years. 1967, 1983, 1990, 2012 are all superb entries as well as many other decent to great ones and It's a shame to see them get their best result in many years with this. It doesn't even hold a candle to "Fuego" and that was an okay entry at best.

Nobody is taking from you the right to express your opinion, you are now victimising yourself for no reason. Each individual can draw the line of what is morally accepted or let’s call it tasteful on a stage like Eurovision, if showing body parts and having sexy lyrics are uncomfortable for you, I’m not here to judge you for that, but there is where morality comes to the table, whether you admit it or not. Ironically you label other people like narrowminded.

It’s pretty clear your issues are towards this particular entry and not Spain or other Spanish entries, good to know some of your favs though.

 

[Mainshow]

As a fan, I´ve been voting for (at least one) country/countries in Eurovision since 2001.
I´ve never voted for Spain even once.

Chanel´s performance (despite not having her song in my personal Top 10 at first) made me really want to vote for her for a few seconds/minutes after her performance. She really nailed it and completely blew me away.
I´ve never experienced such strong feelings/emotions for any Spanish performances in my entire life and I´m still impressed by her performance!
Kudos to her and keep it up! - Can´t wait to see next year´s edition of Benidorm!!!

 

[Yoozek]

Chanel´s performance (despite not having her song in my personal Top 10 at first) made me really want to vote for her for a few seconds/minutes after her performance. She really nailed it and completely blew me away.

Do you remember who was after her? Me neither

 

[Mainshow]

Do you remember who was after her? Me neither

Oh, you´re really right about this one - The Dutch entry was one of my favourite songs prior the contest and I fell in love with her semi final performance (it was so emotional and authentic, imo) but yeah, I can´t really remember her Grand Final performance at all Oo
shooketh.

 

[Ana Raquel]

The way the large pact of the act was focused on showing her crotch area combined with the porn lyrics.

And I think that's beautiful

 

[Rasmus0714]

A podcaster I like (singing coach) reviewed some of the finale songs, trashed almost all of them, calling her 'great dancer, better actor than singer though'.