Re: RUSSIA 2014
Oh my goodness, yes them!!! The brunette girl, it's like she's possessed by some kind of demonic spirit.. or maybe Louis Armstrong? I had no idea the french was terrible as I can't speak it. I often don't mind though when english makes no sense. It can be quite mysterious and charming

Usually I always support any french and I love accents but there, there are entire parts I really can't understand, especially because they shout at each other when the other tries singing French with a devilish accent !

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Basically, if I translate lyrics trying to keep the grammar errors (in fact it's really less shocking in English as language lies less on grammar than French)
It's a wooden puppet, puppet
When daddy made it, she made it
Tiny, but she understands well
Everything which concerns her
Play, my sister, play
It's past, is no rules anymore,
That I have to, that I don't have to
Every second I feel myself shiiit
And in my head I hear voices
And for who all these flags ?
I don't want to resign
But why that ? About that
I finished reforcing
I'm just a puppet
Who has anything left, even of target
We lives now on Internet
And all these people are very passive
CHORUS
If I don't want to be a doll
Everybody will say : just to listen
We understand very well that you have to make
But I don't want to be a puppet
It's very odd that
My friends that I love very strongs
They don't see each other to have tied feet and fists
Thay believe they take decisions
T's not like that it's an illusion
But I have the right to make them change
It's a feeble opinion
I don't give a shiiiit of alls the rules
You know the voices ? There is not anymore
I can't follow the crowd notwithstanding
All this flags are disappeared
And now I feel free of all these chains
Of all this weigt
And eventually I will be able to live
And who know it ? Maybe not
CHORUS
It's very odd that
My friends that I love very strongs
Thet don't understand of to be wooded

3 They have to buy it.
But indeed there is something appealing there...

The song has been ranked as one of the weirdest songs in Eurovision...
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Dealing with Russian French I prefered this though... I love the fact Russian want to sing in French !