Roffbeard's Tall Tales! (NSC 204 Semi Results)
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Roffbeard
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Oh gee, you’re asking me what things I like the most? You know that’s a difficult question, I enjoy a little bit of everything! Of course, nothing beats seeing Ugaly embarrassing themselves, but one of the nicest simple pleasures I have is looking at this flag I got from up north in Galea. It seems like a simple old fresco at first, but I like it because the dude on it looks like he’s clumsily dropping his keys. It’s true, I swear!
theditz83
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Haha, well done
Fearnavigatr
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Roffbeard
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I’m not a Wright brother, but I come pretty close, because I once invented a new method of flight! It’s true, I swear! I call my invention the “lift appendages of electromagnetic radiation”, patent pending! I found the parts for it when I was exploring the ruins of the old Orovodian civilization, abandoned some years ago. It’s very energy efficient, but the downside is you need to fight wild creatures to get the fuel for it.
theditz83
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Roffbeard
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I’m pretty comfortable on this island, but even I need a vacation every now and then. I booked a trip with a shady company from the very north of Dasideal once, and with the kit they gave me I somehow ended up on that parallel world called Earth! It’s true, I swear! There was this very red flag with a white moon and star in it, and the water next to where I arrived they called “the phosphorus street” or something similar to that, I don’t remember. This was all a very strange experience, 10/10 would do again.
Morty
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theditz83
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Roffbeard
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Furniture shopping is the worst! I used to order things from District of Bengt, that tiny enclave province in Ugaly where all the furniture factories are, but their stuff just isn’t up to snuff ever since Bänkgt Jr. inherited the family company. Nowadays I find that the best stuff can be found if you just go to sea and look for flotsam outside some Chiaran islands. It’s true, I swear! You might even find some of those extended chairs, which can absolutely be worth getting your limbs soaked for.
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Territrius
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Omg thank you so much!! I didn't expect it at all 
