Roffbeard's Tall Tales! (NSC 204 Semi Results)
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Roffbeard
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I’ve had many adventures on dry land too, I’ll have you know! One time I was roaming the forests of Graseer when I encountered a woman with the body of a bird claiming she was a legend from some far-away peninsula. I mean, she looked a bit strange, but who am I to judge? While standing there behind the trees she performed a song that was absolutely amazing! It’s true, I swear! I tried to return the favor with some melodic arm-pit farting, but she ran away immediately…
Fearnavigatr
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Roffbeard
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Let me tell you a more recent story, from this past week in fact! There’s this so called “party boat” parked just outside my island, and their music is so loud I’ve been constantly shaking for days! It’s true, I swear! I’ve been considering knocking and telling them to let me sleep, but I’ve actually found that the vibrations do wonders for my back. This is all stark raving mad I tell you!
Morty
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Roffbeard
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Hmm… I’m trying to recall what I was going to tell you next, but I actually forgot. Something about some islands in Dasideal? Wasn’t important I guess. Even I can forget things sometimes. It’s true, I swear! I was writing once and used repeat letters too many times, and one time I even forgot about the winter holidays! Imagine that, I forgot that it was Yule-time!
theditz83
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Yessss congrats 
- finally caught up with this amazing qualifier results show. This edition just gets better and better 
- finally caught up with this amazing qualifier results show. This edition just gets better and better
Fearnavigatr
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Roffbeard
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I was diving in the deep waters around Chiara once, looking for the legendary monster that dwells there! Oh yes, it exists! I’ve seen it on TV! It’s true, I swear! I tried luring it out with a gazelle carcass, but no luck! Oh well, I guess that thing wants to remain down there.
Fearnavigatr
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Roffbeard
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Be wary when sailing the open seas! The forces of nature can be very unpredictable! I once encountered a storm that wasn’t just a regular storm! Oh no! It was a gigantic, ferocious storm of fire, pitchforks and pentagrams! It’s true, I swear! I looked that storm right in its glowing eye and told it in my best grammatically incorrect sailor tongue “You think ye is so big is ya?” as I sailed right through it! Honestly I’m not sure what happened after that.
