My name is Calvin, and I'm an OGAE member. And while I'm confessing things, when I was seven, a friend and I were playing a video game, and I looked up the cheats to help us finish. Also, when I was eight, I went to play mini golf with my cousins, and they said that I was six so that we could get a discount, and I didn't say anything. Also, I killed Jimmy Hoffa.
Edited: I forgot. I also told my parents that I wasn't playing a video game since they thought Super Smash Bros. Melee was too violent.
There are other things I could tell y'all about him, but I'm afraid he'd kill me... Love you really dear!