Norway NORWAY 2022 - Subwoolfer - Give That Wolf a Banana

[escYOUnited]

Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Not sure I told you, but I really like your teeth
That hairy coat of yours with nothing underneath
Not sure you have a name, so I will call you Keith
Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
See where you're going, but I don’t know where you've been
Is that saliva or blood drippin' off your chin?
If you don’t like the name Keith I'ma call you Jim
Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
Give that wolf (Banana)

Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Banana

I like the scent of every meal on your breath
That hunger in you, I'm in danger now, I guess
Let's go to grandma's, you say grandma tastes the best
Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
(I want your grandma, yum, yum)
And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
Give that wolf
Someone give that wolf a banana

Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Someone give that wolf a banana
Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Someone give that wolf a banana

Ba-na-na
Ba-na-na-na-na
Ba-na-na
Ba-na-na-na-na

And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
(I want your grandma, yum, yum)
Someone give that wolf a banana
And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
Give that wo-o-olf

Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Someone give that wolf a banana
Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Someone give that wolf a banana

Not sure I told you, but I really like your teeth
That hairy coat of yours with nothing underneath
Not sure you have a name, so I will call you Keith
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[jatojo]

Some diversity in terms of genres, but a lot of them are a bit stereotypical.

The most interesting songs are, to me at least:

Death of Us
Hammer of Thor
Dangerous

But all still not really my style/personal taste tho.

Death Of Us and Hammer Of Thor are two very different songs. Both good. But although there are more qualities in the former - lyrically and production wise -, I would personally go for Hammer Of Thor because it's more accessible, and because it has the ethnic element which imo has a special value in terms of Eurovision. There is zero Norwegian about Death Of Us.

Btw, Elsa Søllesvik is among the writers of both songs!

 

[AlekS]

Melodi Grand Prix. Semifinal #1

Time: 19:50 CET.​

 

[Looren]

I think am gonna support Eline tonight, it's not a 10/10 for me but a great song !

And sorry Mrm but I just really don't want Mira to make it

 

[aardvark]

What is the correct starting time for the semi? It says 20:50 here but the article om the main page says 18:50?

 

[mauve]

What is the correct starting time for the semi? It says 20:50 here but the article om the main page says 18:50?

Now I am confused as well because I thought it starts 19:50 ... what is the right time?

 

[harey]

According to the official twitter account it's 19:50: https://twitter.com/NRKmgp/status/1482137535136608257?t=QR_KLuxEwSHfJxwQBLtp6g&s=19

 

[AlekS]

Gotta love how their site still uses your device's time zone, without notifying you
I could realize that only because of countdown.

 

[bstream]

What are these mouth band things

 

[Mainshow]

What are these mouth band things

Ridiculous. Almost disgusting. The one host on the right was already drooling while speaking.

 

[Mainshow]

"Ecstasy" is like 90% playback? Oo

 

[Mainshow]

The parts which are live are utterly horrendous and annoying. She´s basically screeching all the time - The hook is alright but no, a big fat no.

 

[empo21]

thank god the horrible vote bubbles covering 1/4 of the screen are gone

 

[AlekS]

Massive Gaitana teas, visually. Such a mess.

 

[bstream]

Mata Hari, but make it Melodifestivalen 2007

 

[empo21]

I- the pink wigs as shoulder pads is a choice

 

[Mainshow]

Do we really need to see one of these entries from duel 1 advance to the next stage?

Both are out of max....

 

[ESCREGION]

What a big disappointment the 1st duel was...

 

[Gera11]

Easy choice.

 

[Mainshow]

Pls move on! Duel 1 is a non-event!

 

[empo21]

The right person won