Norway NORWAY 2022 - Subwoolfer - Give That Wolf a Banana

[escYOUnited]

Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Not sure I told you, but I really like your teeth
That hairy coat of yours with nothing underneath
Not sure you have a name, so I will call you Keith
Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
See where you're going, but I don’t know where you've been
Is that saliva or blood drippin' off your chin?
If you don’t like the name Keith I'ma call you Jim
Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
Give that wolf (Banana)

Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Banana

I like the scent of every meal on your breath
That hunger in you, I'm in danger now, I guess
Let's go to grandma's, you say grandma tastes the best
Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
(I want your grandma, yum, yum)
And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
Give that wolf
Someone give that wolf a banana

Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Someone give that wolf a banana
Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Someone give that wolf a banana

Ba-na-na
Ba-na-na-na-na
Ba-na-na
Ba-na-na-na-na

And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
(I want your grandma, yum, yum)
Someone give that wolf a banana
And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
Give that wo-o-olf

Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Someone give that wolf a banana
Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Someone give that wolf a banana

Not sure I told you, but I really like your teeth
That hairy coat of yours with nothing underneath
Not sure you have a name, so I will call you Keith
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[Gera11]

bah already lost a fave
now to circus no.2

 

[Looren]

OMG YAAAAAAAAAAS ELINE QUEEN

 

[mauve]

Oh well. Now second one ... I like both, so the performance will have to convince me!

 

[Mainshow]

The "better" song but the more annoying voice and less entertaining performance won.

Let´s move to Duel 2

#TeamFlamingo

 

[Yoozek]

The right person won

It was the lesser evil.

 

[Gera11]

I guess the Flamingo mess will win, how predictable.

 

[mauve]

C'mon Flamingo!

 

[Koori]

Mirra's song is 10x better, but it's a lesson for her that if you pretend to make a drag show then go FULL, otherwise it will look cheap and trashy Imagine if she made a split from the platform at the end...

 

[Mainshow]

hahahah omg for all the chasing flamingoes on stage.

 

[mauve]

The drums already now iconic!

 

[bstream]

What is Melodi Grand Prix doing… What even is this…

 

[AlekS]

Just when you thought it can't get any trashier than shoulder pads made of cheap pink wigs...

- AlekS, what's your trauma? Why do you hate pink so much?
- Weeeell...

 

[Gera11]

Mirra's song is 10x better, but it's a lesson for her that if you pretend to make a drag show then go FULL, otherwise it will look cheap and trashy Imagine if she made a split from the platform at the end...

 

[Mainshow]

If I can´t get Eskimo Callboy in Turin, I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed this performance, pls

 

[Koori]

They should make them do a covid test, this is tasteless

 

[Looren]

Now I have a question, how do I dance like a pink flamingo ?

 

[EscGeek]

Trollfest/Eskimo Callboy/Nanowar of Steel - I want at least one of them in Turin...

 

[Mainshow]

Now I have a question, how do I dance like a pink flamingo ?

Didn´t you notice these "visual effects"? There was a female pink flamingo showing the moves to the viewers.

Norway. You interactive genius!

 

[bstream]

I can’t believe we’re 4 songs in, and this is the first half-way passable entry.

Edit: Ugh nevermind. that note though yikes

 

[mauve]

I really love Black Flowers, but I will decide: #teamflamingo