Norway NORWAY 2022 - Subwoolfer - Give That Wolf a Banana

[escYOUnited]

Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Not sure I told you, but I really like your teeth
That hairy coat of yours with nothing underneath
Not sure you have a name, so I will call you Keith
Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
See where you're going, but I don’t know where you've been
Is that saliva or blood drippin' off your chin?
If you don’t like the name Keith I'ma call you Jim
Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
Give that wolf (Banana)

Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Banana

I like the scent of every meal on your breath
That hunger in you, I'm in danger now, I guess
Let's go to grandma's, you say grandma tastes the best
Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
(I want your grandma, yum, yum)
And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
Give that wolf
Someone give that wolf a banana

Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Someone give that wolf a banana
Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Someone give that wolf a banana

Ba-na-na
Ba-na-na-na-na
Ba-na-na
Ba-na-na-na-na

And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
(I want your grandma, yum, yum)
Someone give that wolf a banana
And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
Give that wo-o-olf

Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Someone give that wolf a banana
Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Someone give that wolf a banana

Not sure I told you, but I really like your teeth
That hairy coat of yours with nothing underneath
Not sure you have a name, so I will call you Keith
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[Mainshow]

Semi 1 was very weak, imo - quite enjoyable at parts (especially the performances) but apart from the flamingoes, I wouldn´t score the entries higher than -

Hopefully, the other semis will offer more competitive and memorable entries.

 

[Mainshow]

I am really looking forward to hear the live performance of "Death Of Us" because I genuinely think that the song has potential to end up being Top 5 in Eurovision (without knowing the competition, obviously - but it is such a captivating, memorable and mesmerising quality ballad).

 

[Morty]

My votes so far tonight:
Eline 3-0 Mira
Trollfest 1-2 Frode

 

[Looren]

Frode is great, the flamingos are...

Go Frode and then Eline beat him in final !

 

[Mainshow]

WTF! Norway! WTF.

 

[Looren]

Great choice again

 

[Koori]

Ok, Norway is not quarantined until next week, at least they didn't buy flamingo trash

Now can I see "Death of us" please?

 

[AlekS]

Bish, I can't


Thank gawd they didn't choose this disaster

 

[Gera11]

OMG NORWAY YOU HAVE TASTE AFTER ALL

 

[mauve]

Well, then I hope that Frode will beat Elina in the final. I am really sad about Flamingo ...

 

[Mainshow]

I was informed that all "losers" will not be eliminated but take part in the 2nd chance round of Melodi Grand Prix instead?

What kind of preselection is that ?!?!

 

[LivingOrganism]

Thank God Norway didn't choose the Flamingo lol

 

[LivingOrganism]

I was informed that all "losers" will not be eliminated but take part in the 2nd chance round of Melodi Grand Prix instead?

What kind of preselection is that ?!?!

It's called "Last Chance" one of the "losers" will get a ticket to the final through that.

 

[Looren]

Yeah Elsie is the best one tonight, hauntingly beautiful performance

1. Elsie (10/10)
2. Eline (10/10)
3. Frode (9/10)
4. Mira (8/10) it was a grower
5. The Flamingos (5/10)

 

[Morty]

I was informed that all "losers" will not be eliminated but take part in the 2nd chance round of Melodi Grand Prix instead?

What kind of preselection is that ?!?!

Just like last year. That's how Jorn made it to the final.

 

[bstream]

The instrumentals for this automatic qualifier are beautiful

 

[Gera11]

Elsie wiped the floor with the four of them lol. Finally a justified auto-qualifier

 

[Looren]

I think Elsie can bring a top 10 to Norway, she's not my fave of the NF but I love it so much

 

[Mainshow]

It's called "Last Chance" one of the "losers" will get a ticket to the final through that.

Ah, thanks! So there´s still a slight chance for the dancing flamingoes to gain some momentum and fans

I thought it was more like Melodifestivalen (like the two losers from the duels are directly eliminated whereas the loser from the "Golden duel" would advance to the "2nd/last chance round").

 

[Mainshow]

Just like last year. That's how Jorn made it to the final.

I just watched the final last year - wow. Jorn was absolutely amazing. I even purchased his song on iTunes and I still listen to it - such a great Power Metal track with some "oriental influences".

Love it!