Norway NORWAY 2022 - Subwoolfer - Give That Wolf a Banana

[escYOUnited]

Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Not sure I told you, but I really like your teeth
That hairy coat of yours with nothing underneath
Not sure you have a name, so I will call you Keith
Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
See where you're going, but I don’t know where you've been
Is that saliva or blood drippin' off your chin?
If you don’t like the name Keith I'ma call you Jim
Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
Give that wolf (Banana)

Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Banana

I like the scent of every meal on your breath
That hunger in you, I'm in danger now, I guess
Let's go to grandma's, you say grandma tastes the best
Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
(I want your grandma, yum, yum)
And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
Give that wolf
Someone give that wolf a banana

Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Someone give that wolf a banana
Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Someone give that wolf a banana

Ba-na-na
Ba-na-na-na-na
Ba-na-na
Ba-na-na-na-na

And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
(I want your grandma, yum, yum)
Someone give that wolf a banana
And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
Give that wo-o-olf

Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Someone give that wolf a banana
Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Someone give that wolf a banana

Not sure I told you, but I really like your teeth
That hairy coat of yours with nothing underneath
Not sure you have a name, so I will call you Keith
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[goncalovieira]

Jesus christ...
This is so Eurovision 2008.

 

[jeriswani]

Omg I love this performance haha

 

[ayzelto]

I preferred Elsie Bay, but the show won. Televoters will love them. I just appreciate them. 7 points.

 

[Preuss]

Norway just dodged a major bullet, thank the Eurovision gods.

No thank the Norwegians

 

[crashworld]

LOL! Not Anna-Lisa fitting into the staging for Subwoolfer. LOL!

 

[eurovizian]

Jesus christ...
This is so Eurovision 2008.

At least Dustin the Turkey had personality and could sing quite well for a bird.

 

[jeriswani]

Jesus christ...
This is so Eurovision 2008.

More like 2007 Eurovision. This was expected after a rock song winner like in 2006 with Lordi. You can just tell that a girl belting her heart out will end up being the winner this year in between all the mess.

 

[FilipFromSweden]

Top 3 in the televote in Turin for suuuureeeeee

 

[Sabrewulf238]

Really happy to see Subwoolfer win!

Disappointed not to see Elsie in the top two with them though.

 

[martin]

Well don,t like it. Think the music is quite bad and the mask feeling like a bad version of maskorama. For me it is 3 points

 

[Kaz]

Ugh I’m kind of getting sick of Eurovision 2022 and the consistent stream of trash and joke entries. At least Australia is looking more likely to win every day

(Detox voice): I’VE HAD IT, OFFICIALLY!

 

[ekzuu]

It's too silly I just can't... Beat is good but these lyrics and outfits are yeah.. too silly, I'm not even laughing, and that's what a joke entry should give, humour, but that's not my kind of humour... so I just endure it and enjoy the beat

 

[Geborgenheit]

We

Top 3 in the televote in Turin for suuuureeeeee

No, Latvia will crush this in the first semi.

 

[jatojo]

I cast a vote, and it was a 10. If I were to give it 12, it should have been the kind of song that I tend to like (which it isn't), and I should have loved their looks (which I don't).

Having said that, I would have given five of tonight's songs 10 or more.

 

[Looren]

points, good choice !

 

[Malagant]

Great MGP-final, best I have seen for years!

And YES, Subwoolfer won! It's a crazy fun song and performance which stands out and I am happy that it won

I will comment more later but that's my initial reaction

 

[jatojo]

Subwoolfer are (just) in front of Chanel in the odds - rightly so.

 

[Gera11]

Eh, congrats. Not a bad song, but it's really nothing I'm too crazy about, the heats were literally for nothing.

Anyway, for now

 

[FilipFromSweden]

We


No, Latvia will crush this in the first semi.

Latvia's song is terrible. I'm sure it will get lots of televotes for the joke but the song just sounds like your average bottom of the barrel in a semi-final 2010 or something. Subwoolfer's song isn't just silly but it also has a cool rhytm and a beat

 

[jatojo]

Great MGP-final, best I have seen for years!

I think it will beat Melfest again this year.