Norway NORWAY 2022 - Subwoolfer - Give That Wolf a Banana

[escYOUnited]

Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Not sure I told you, but I really like your teeth
That hairy coat of yours with nothing underneath
Not sure you have a name, so I will call you Keith
Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
See where you're going, but I don’t know where you've been
Is that saliva or blood drippin' off your chin?
If you don’t like the name Keith I'ma call you Jim
Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
Give that wolf (Banana)

Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Banana

I like the scent of every meal on your breath
That hunger in you, I'm in danger now, I guess
Let's go to grandma's, you say grandma tastes the best
Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
(I want your grandma, yum, yum)
And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
Give that wolf
Someone give that wolf a banana

Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Someone give that wolf a banana
Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Someone give that wolf a banana

Ba-na-na
Ba-na-na-na-na
Ba-na-na
Ba-na-na-na-na

And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
(I want your grandma, yum, yum)
Someone give that wolf a banana
And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
Give that wo-o-olf

Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Someone give that wolf a banana
Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Someone give that wolf a banana

Not sure I told you, but I really like your teeth
That hairy coat of yours with nothing underneath
Not sure you have a name, so I will call you Keith
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[eurovizian]

What would the joke even be? It's just a nonsensical song. No satire. No point made.

The point is to get ad revenue from social media and make money. They are pushed by a major label. They have even made a "team" that posts on spams every Eurovision thread and board out there.

 

[Journalist]

TIX

 

[Chrisiam]

Wait, wait, wait, are we suggesting people might want to do Eurovision for the money? This changes everything!

 

[Gera11]

Yes, they take themselves seriously by wearing yellow full body suits, animal ears, and singing about wolves and bananas.

Well, yes. It's a lazy attempt at making a "viral" song for tiktok

 

[jatojo]

The same joke as Latvian entry. Eco wolves eating bananas.

The difference being: Latvia is awful.

 

[Zorjan]

I prefer this TIX so much to the one we saw in Rotterdam

 

[jatojo]

Tix crying. Sweet.

 

[Preuss]

so how does this dude qualify to be in the fricking jury? lmao

 

[I bims]

The difference being: Latvia is awful.

"Instead of meat I eat veggies and pussy" is a thousand times funnier than the whole act of those wolfes.

 

[BarefootBoogaloo]

This is so beautiful

 

[Chrisiam]

Oh no! Michael Rice!

 

[Gera11]

"Instead of meat I eat veggies and pussy" is a thousand times funnier than the whole act of those wolfes.

Bananas are so yesterday, vegan pussy is the future

 

[jatojo]

Norway is currently 7th in the odds, and that's with Subwoolfer being the clear bookmaker favourite. So they will more or less maintain that position, I think. A top 10 in Torino is definitely within reach for Norway.

 

[Preuss]

So NRK won't give us the full votes??? ewww.............

 

[Preuss]

ohhh nevermind,,, pewww looked like they would just announce the winner and give them the trophy

 

[jatojo]

"Instead of meat I eat veggies and pussy" is a thousand times funnier than the whole act of those wolfes.

I don't regard Subwoolfer as particularly funny. But the song is good. It has some of the same qualities as The Roop. Not as good visually, but the Norwegian song is more dance friendly and powerful - and has more variation.

 

[Gera11]

So NRK won't give us the full votes??? ewww.............

Omg it was Uk's eurovision you decide under the mask all along. That explains the golden duel

 

[jatojo]

Now, the votes per region.

 

[Geborgenheit]

Nei... I was voting for Soerlandet.

 

[jatojo]

Less convincing lead for Subwoolfer than I expected, so far ...