Norway NORWAY 2022 - Subwoolfer - Give That Wolf a Banana

[escYOUnited]

Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Not sure I told you, but I really like your teeth
That hairy coat of yours with nothing underneath
Not sure you have a name, so I will call you Keith
Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
See where you're going, but I don’t know where you've been
Is that saliva or blood drippin' off your chin?
If you don’t like the name Keith I'ma call you Jim
Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
Give that wolf (Banana)

Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Banana

I like the scent of every meal on your breath
That hunger in you, I'm in danger now, I guess
Let's go to grandma's, you say grandma tastes the best
Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
(I want your grandma, yum, yum)
And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
Give that wolf
Someone give that wolf a banana

Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Someone give that wolf a banana
Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Someone give that wolf a banana

Ba-na-na
Ba-na-na-na-na
Ba-na-na
Ba-na-na-na-na

And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
(I want your grandma, yum, yum)
Someone give that wolf a banana
And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
Give that wo-o-olf

Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Someone give that wolf a banana
Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Someone give that wolf a banana

Not sure I told you, but I really like your teeth
That hairy coat of yours with nothing underneath
Not sure you have a name, so I will call you Keith
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[jatojo]

I feel there is at least three losing songs which have the quality to be in the final. For example, I can't see Queen Bees being better than Your Loss in any way.

 

[Mainshow]

meh.

 

[Mrm]

We have the full lineup for the final now and here is my ranking:

1. Subwoolfer - "Give that Wolf a banana" 10/10 pick it please
2. Sofie Fjellvang - "Made of glass" 8/10

3.Anna-Lisa Kumoji - "Queen bees" 7/10

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4. Maria Mohn - "Fly" 5/10
4. Farida - "Dangerous" 3/10
5. NorthKid - "Someone" 3/10
6. Frode Vassel - "Black Flowers" 2/10
7. Elsie Bay - "Death of Us" 2/10
8. Christian Ingebrigtsen - Wonder of the World 1/10
9. Oda Gondrosen - "Hammer of Thor" 0/10

 

[FabiESC]

My Final Ranking....

01 NorthKid – Someone 10/10
02 SubWoolfer – Give That Wolf a Banana 8/10
03 Elsie Bay – Death of Us 6/10
04 Maria Mohn – Fly 5/10
05 Farida – Dangerous 5/10
06 Frode Vassel – Black Flowers 5/10
07 Christian Ingebrigtsen – Wonder of the World 3/10
08 Sofie Fjellvang – Made of Glass 3/10
09 Oda Gondrosen – Hammer of Thor 3/10
10 Anna-Lisa Kumoji – Queen Bees 2/10

 

[jatojo]

My Final Ranking....

01 NorthKid – Someone 10/10
02 SubWoolfer – Give That Wolf a Banana 8/10
03 Elsie Bay – Death of Us 6/10
04 Maria Mohn – Fly 5/10
05 Farida – Dangerous 5/10
06 Frode Vassel – Black Flowers 5/10
07 Christian Ingebrigtsen – Wonder of the World 3/10
08 Sofie Fjellvang – Made of Glass 3/10
09 Oda Gondrosen – Hammer of Thor 3/10
10 Anna-Lisa Kumoji – Queen Bees 2/10

Move Sofie and Oda up under Subwoolfer, and I'll more or less agree.

 

[goncalovieira]

Well, for me it is Elsie Bay or Elsie Bay.
Norway, just pat attention. Bring Subwoolfer could be a risk. They will battle along with Moldova and Latvia...

 

[Gera11]

My final MGP ranking:
01 Maria Mohn – Fly 10/10
02 Oda Gondrosen – Hammer of Thor 10/10
03 Elsie Bay – Death of Us 10/10
04 SubWoolfer – Give That Wolf a Banana 7/10
05 Farida – Dangerous 6.5/10
06 Frode Vassel – Black Flowers 5/10
07 NorthKid – Someone 4/10
08 Sofie Fjellvang – Made of Glass 3/10
09 Anna-Lisa Kumoji – Queen Bees 2/10
10 Christian Ingebrigtsen – Wonder of the World 1/10

Basically after the top 3 it's all going doooown

 

[hpp0]

My favourite remains "Death of Us", the performance isn't ideal but I don't find it as bad as most do. After that I also really like "Hammer of Thor" and "Fly" and if I was Norway I would actually choose one of these two as my entry, though with both being in the final and having some similarities, I'm afraid that the votes might split between them.

About Subwoolfer, I think that this will probably be their entry, though I haven't figured out what Norwegians really think about this entry and we could have a surprise, but it seems to have the most momentum right now. If it gets chosen they need to do something with the performance, cause otherwise I see it ending up like 2018 at best.

 

[Looren]

My ranking for the final :

1. Sofie Fjellvang - Made Of Glass (10/10)
2. Christian Ingebrigtsen - Wonder Of The World (10/10)
3. Farida - Dangerous (10/10)
4. Maria Mohn - Fly (10/10)
5. Oda Gondrosen - Hammer Of Thor (10/10)
6. Northkid - Someone (10/10)
7. Subwoolfer - Give That Wolf A Banana (10/10)
8. Elsie Bay - Death Of Us (10/10)
9. Frode - Black Flowers (9/10)
10. Anna-Lisa Kumoji - Queen Bees (3/10)

 

[crashworld]

What the shit is this? A total waste of space in the final. Could have gone to someone from the SF.

 

[VikingTiger]

Fly starts out so great! I love the vocals and the visuals. But there is something about Maria's vocals that I dont quite like. She is a great singer - but her voice is lacking something to me. I cant put my finger on just what. Maybe I would want a richer or more rounded voice?
It also occured to me; this would sound awesome in old-norse language!

 

[CPV4931]

Was very happy about Maria Mohn qualifying yesterday and wouldn´t mind her also winning the final :-) Also supporting "Give that Wolf a Banana" and "Queen Bees"

 

[Ringdalen]

Bring Subwoolfer could be a risk. They will battle along with Moldova and Latvia...

 

[empo21]

What the shit is this? A total waste of space in the final. Could have gone to someone from the SF.

Man, the Bzikebi kids have grown

After 5 weeks we have finally reached the end - a very mediocre MGP finale! When the best acts are a really good ballad with an unconvincing live performance and a novelty act coming straight from the Masked Singer

Still rooting for Elsie Bay, but a little less compared to pre-show. Her, Subwoolfer and Oda seem safe choices for Top 4.

 

[mauve]

Please either "Fly" or "Hammer of Thor" for me!

 

[Mrm]

My ranking for the final :

1. Sofie Fjellvang - Made Of Glass (10/10)
2. Christian Ingebrigtsen - Wonder Of The World (10/10)
3. Farida - Dangerous (10/10)
4. Maria Mohn - Fly (10/10)
5. Oda Gondrosen - Hammer Of Thor (10/10)
6. Northkid - Someone (10/10)
7. Subwoolfer - Give That Wolf A Banana (10/10)
8. Elsie Bay - Death Of Us (10/10)
9. Frode - Black Flowers (9/10)
10. Anna-Lisa Kumoji - Queen Bees (3/10)

Didnt expect 10 to Subwoolfer from ya!

 

[harey]

Okay, a little off topic but because of subwolfer I have a banana song stuck in my head:

(Basically, "let me eat my banana naked on the beach".)

Katerine is one of our national treasure, I don't know if foreign people can understand.

 

[Matt]

 

[lasse braun]

What the shit is this?

diversity?


sorry folks try to find back my humor after ukraine destoying himself without a real reason - this seeded act is a mess!
i prefer flamingos.

 

[lasse braun]

the runningorder is not very friendly!
why burning oda at first?
odin is not amused!
i think,the norwegian TV will have this low-level banana wolf.
not my problem.