Whoa this is a bunch of fucking crap. A panel of judges chose these out of 103 submissions. HOW?! How I ask.
Mind Reader is some of the most toxic, petty misodge-coded bullshit ever with its offensive non-rhymes and even more offensive aaaaaawful femmevoice mockery, and then we haven't spoken about not one but the TWO crappy rock and roll songs.
Ecto, VERY IRONICALLY, the best one. Dons,
UNIRONICALLY, the most valid one.
The cat's song and the tick tock wreck also 'good' i guess. Like not truly good at all, but at least funny on first listen as most memeshits are, with diminishing returns from listen 2 onwards, if there ever is a listen 2 (lol there defo will be for Cat's song

is she singing from the perspective of a cat, or is she just
really into cats, with the non-zero possibility of it being not-asexual? I could not tell, which is always a sign for option 2.)