Good morning everyone, are you ready for your teacher Paco Roca's music lesson? Good. Let's get started. Hey you, take that cell phone off the desk and stop eating that snack! We need some order in the classroom...
I'll leave some scattered considerations after Olly's victory:
* Olly generally follows the same emotional mood as Diodato. At least for the average listener, that's how it is.
* Songs in Italian will always have appeal at the ESC.
* The champions of Sanremo have always done well at the ESC. The ones who failed were Emma and Michielin who were not champions.
* Italian melodies are always among the most articulate at the ESC.
* Olly is a sexy, charismatic boy, with a warm voice and a heartbreaking singing style. He will be able to get his points from both the jury and the public.
* I listened to Olly both without knowing the meaning of the words and after reading the translated text. As a European I say that the song has its charm, it is modern, international and the guitar line is terribly sweet.
* Yesterday I completely hit the Top 10 of the Sanremo festival. I continue to say that Giorgia would have been the safest choice and that Olly could feel the pressure of the Eurovision Song Contest. Italy, like all the Big 5, cannot easily get lost in experiments. Their lack of block votes, the hatred they suffer for being Big 5 and the never very friendly juries, makes it clear that to even minimally enter the Top 10 they must bring a song 3 times stronger than the others or so solid and basic that they cannot remain without votes. But Olly could reach the Top 10. I feel it. I will explain why in the next fragments.
* Olly will not win the ESC because that is what Rai wants. The Jubilee, the Winter Olympics and the next Sanremo are expenses. Rai aims to valorize its talent (a talent mostly from the Donà stable) and a Top 10.
* Let's go back to Olly, if Slimane did well with that insipid candy packaged as "Mon Amour", Olly can take Ursula von der Leyen's place.
* Marcella Bella ended up last. Italy presents itself as the least feminist and least left-wing European country. The people have not taken root, as unfortunately Spain did with the Sanchez dictatorship, in the "INGSOC" model slogans of the film "1984". Opening up to female liberalism is fine, but a witch hunt and disintegration of the male figure carried out by privileged women who feed on the misfortunes of lower-class women has always been a source of hilarity for me. Thanks to these woke, green cultures etc. etc. Europe is at the center of opposing blocks; weak and defenseless.
* Following the reasoning of the previous point, our Melody would have finished last at Sanremo or would have followed the same path as Elettra Lamborghini and her twerking.
* I listened to the songs currently competing at the ESC and while respecting the various cultures and musical tastes of everyone... I sometimes wonder what kind of cotton buds many use. Please... it's absolutely nothing. Italy and Spain have brought stronger musical productions musically.
* When a song enters the ESC but the others have yet to be revealed, one tends to think that the last nominations will be masterpieces. That's not the case.
* At the moment the Bubble is excited about the Finnish woman's striptease... in my opinion these are the songs that make the ESC not very credible. They have the right to be there but not to proliferate like mold spores on the walls of a cellar.
* This year's edition of Sanremo could have brought several solid competitors to the ESC: Cristicchi (following the emotional trail of Sobral), Giorgia (following the safe French choice with Slimane), Fedez (who could have surprised) and maybe even Noemi. Brunori Sas and Corsi were not suitable for the ESC while Coma_Cose are that kind of guilty pleasure that scrapes the bottom (if they are not brought to the competition by nations like Georgia and from there a neurasthenic fever begins in the public that will scream masterpiece).
* On a site whose name I will not mention, Olly before the victory was among the favorites of the people after The Kolors. After the victory he became public enemy number 1.
* Every year many fans underestimate Italy and the influence it has on the public. We can't do anything about it. They can also bring a song that talks about a dancing monkey and the world public would look at them with admiration. I agree with BorisBubbles who says they reached the Top 10 with worse songs than Olly's. And enough to say that ballads are hated... in reality the European and world public loves them and they always get voted. It's annoying but Italy knows how to build power ballads like Sweden and is skilled at building winning plasticpop.
The lesson is over. Now I can't wait to get excited and absorb some poison from the German selection