Malta MALTA 2025 - Miriana Conte - Serving

[ESC United Mod Team]

 

[WWE]

Well we know where Australia's 12 points is going this year

I was going to make the exact same joke.

 

[Leydan]

There is no way the EBU is going to allow this song

 

[Sammy]

Of all the cheap "diva/slay queen" whatever songs, this one is by far the most tasteless and shallow. Get lost.

 

[EscGeek]

Okay then

 

[lavieenrose]

As I grew more and more obsessed with the performance from JVF in the semi, I couldn’t help but realize how effortlessly they were able to create what so many entries over the last couple years have tried to create: a genuine and spontaneous moment of wacky Eurovision magic. What made it isn’t the bagpiper coming on, but rather immediately leaving and having his exit captured, letting the ineptitude and the seams of the entry be shown. That’s heart.

When I look at Kant torturing out a naughty pun and sending dancers out to bounce on an lol so random object, I see what I’ve seen too much of over the last couple years: calculation, neurotic trend-cashing, all disguised as wacky spontaneity. I feel no heart at all in this entry. For heaven’s sake, bring back not trying so hard.

I want to leave myself room to like other entries even less so I’ll give this a very generous points that I reserve the right to take away.

 

[RainyWoods]

I can't believe they gave up Heaven Sent for Kant.. what.. the.. heck? I'd say Kristy's lack of memorable staging let her down but then I thought Kant's dodgy staging would ruin its chances. It just looks so silly. Far from the worst song in the selection but this wasn't the choice.

 

[Mainshow]

The backing track reprise is killing me right now

 

[Datura]

Hahaaa i did not expect that. I'm sorry but i kind of love it. I hope they revamp it but for me this is a great and fun choice

 

[mauve]

Well, in my ranking, Ireland won't feel so alone anymore ...

 

[Sabrewulf238]

Leaving the winner aside for a moment, I'm not sure I trust the taste levels of Maltese people with both the jury and public ranking the Festa song so highly.

 

[JSSArcos]

Adria Twins deserved much more

 

[Himan]

Honestly none of the songs was good enough to get really far in eurovision. So the people decided. It's fine.

 

[Loindici]

There is no way the EBU is going to allow this song

There will always be a way if EBU wanted a successful buzz for the event.

 

[Loindici]

Anyways, i don't care, we're serving some Kant this year. Plus it sounds like your typical K-pop fare so I'll take it.

 

[aef]

Hahaha well, songwise this is not completely convincing. It’s okay, I kinda enjoy it. Not very elaborate. But the staging was so hilarious, so random that I’d actually call it art. I’ll give extra points for that.

I think I’ll give points for now!

 

[Mainshow]

The EBU let pass with "#MILF" when they hosted the event...
Personally, I think that "Kant" isn't "worse" - of course, it's a different case here since "Kant" is part of an entry whilst "Milf" has been said once by a co-host but still... if you allow "Milf", "Kant" should technically be alright as well.

 

[Sabrewulf238]

I feel like Ich Komme will probably take away from any unique edge Kant might have had in the semi.

 

[HanVic123]

from me haha Btw first Maltese word in the contest since 1972 right?

 

[MopManMoss]

I've never served kant in my life I'm afraid

 

[aef]

Well, in my ranking, Ireland won't feel so alone anymore ...

You‘re even a bigger party pooper than me this year! Hahaha