RainyWoods
Croak-kay
Same But I am a fan of the plaid shirt myself so I guess I'm a third of the way...
As three great French men once said "I wanna av a mooostach"1 I can't even grow one of those. All I can grow is a kind of weak goatee.
You're only a third of a hipster Sean. Just never go blind or apply beard growth magic powder on your face and you'll be ok. I'm 0% hipster 100% Velvet Underground copycatxrockout