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theCONWEL

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Here's my glimpse into the future :cool::

1. :ee: and :it: fail to make the top 5 (either/or possibly not in the top 10).
2. :by: finish in the top 10
3. :mt: fail to qualify
4. :de: finishes lower than 20th place after an awful live performance
5. One act that isn't currently completely hyped will be after the rehearsals/semis, possibly :uk: or :au:.

and a sixth which is verging on wishful thinking:

6. :pt: sneak into the final xqueenbitch
 

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These are going to be very left field, but here's my my very bold and possibly very unfounded predictions.

1. :it: becomes the lowest-scoring automatic qualifier, landing somewhere in the bottom.

2. Baltic and Nordic wipeout. :ee: :lv: :lt: :se: :no: :fi: :dk: AND :is: do not qualify from their semi-finals.

3. :ie: wins their semi-final

4. Prague 2016 happens.

5. Electro Velvet scores over 200 points.
 

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Jury and public will disagree on the winner big big time
 

Leydan

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Idk I think it was an ice cream advert or something, but whatever it is, it's freaking weird :lol:

Who would ever think that would be a good way to advertise ice cream? Are they expecting people to use during sex or something and stating that it can be placed upon the body? :lol: if it is then it's a very weird way of showing it. It doesn't even blink, that's what creeps me out the most.
 

theCONWEL

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Who would ever think that would be a good way to advertise ice cream? Are they expecting people to use during sex or something and stating that it can be placed upon the body? :lol: if it is then it's a very weird way of showing it. It doesn't even blink, that's what creeps me out the most.

Not the foggiest xrofl It's even creepier with this music:

 

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1. France delivers an incredibly emotional performance and finds itself inside the top 10.
2. Spain is the fanwank flop of 2015, languishing 15-20 in the final.
3. Switzerland qualifies but comes last in the final.
4. Austria surpasses all expectation and makes top 10.
5. Estonia underperforms mainly due to bad staging.
 

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1. :hu: qualifies and does decently in the final

2. :se: will flop and come around 15th in the final

3. :be: won't qualify

4. lisa angell and trijntje get into a catfight but boggie saves the day with a heartrending performance of wars for nothing and peace is restored

5. chisinau 2016
 

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1. Moldova qualifies easily
2. Iceland fails to qualify, mainly because of juries
3. Televoters have Hungary in their sf1 top10, but it gets killed by the juries
4. Ireland, Romania, Georgia and Lithuania all finish in top10
5. One of Czech/Portugal/Switzerland pulls out a shock qual
 

FilipFromSweden

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France finishes 26th out of 27th
Moldova will qualify
Greece will qualify
Finland is not going to qualify
Australia finishes 5th
Estonia does not do as good as everyone thinks they will and finishes 12th
Italy finishes 11th due to juries, but the televoters don't really get the concept
Russia will finish 6th and the audience is having a boo-fest
Slovenia finishes 8th but deserves more
Denmark fails to qualify because the televoters don't remember it, the juries makes it 11th in the semi-final though
Christer Björkman becomes pissed for some reason because something went wrong with Måns semi-final jury rehersal
Armenia qualifies but finishes 18th-19th, Azerbaijan finishes 9th
 
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