WV Spin-off 121 | Terra Universalis | Results: 6 April, 20:00 CET

[Uto]

are you saying i just lost to communism (which means Britney spears)????????


goryeo tasteful as always xo

Read carefully, was a status quo. You can't conquer cute Japanese girls the way you conquer empires.

 

[Ausesken]

I wonder who SPQR faces off against. Pretty much everyone was their enemy.

As a good Roman empress, I hate everybody and I fight against everybody

 

[Gera11]

On the horizon of Hel (this is an actual real place in Poland, bless), the cold winds arrive with the Danish and Norwegian ships, ready to pillage everything in sight for some reason. This is a real battle, guys...

Denmark-Norway vs Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth

THE DANISH FLEET IS NO MATCH FOR THE COMMONWEALTH
and the danish are already living in hel

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[Uto]

Poland can't into sea.

 

[Leydan]

hel and puck

 

[JamieBrown]

Awww...nice. What a way to come back to the contest

Take that Vilnius! Tell Kraków how it hurts

 

[Gera11]

Now onto our most ahistorical battle tonight as both nations existed during different time periods, but somehow fate brought them together - Kievan Rus never fell since Mongols died xo - Kievan Rus and the Kalmar Union are now at odds, ready to face each other!

Kievan Rus vs Kalmar Union

QUEEN ANNA'S DOMAIN EXPANDS
now with extra Belarusian potato

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[Uto]

We had all our troops on our eastern borders, the Volga Bulgars said the Mongols were coming...

 

[JamieBrown]

The North is strong


So our ancestors won against our hated brothers from the Rus. Did we just got spoiled for the final season of Vikings?

 

[Ausesken]

I wonder if I'll have Punic Wars or Dacian Wars XD

 

[Uto]

I wonder if I'll have Punic Wars or Dacian Wars XD

Dacian. Punica can do something desert foxy with Cleopatra.

 

[Grinch]

OMG this is epic The presentation, not the results. The results are horrible.

#justiceformongols

 

[Gera11]

It's Ancient Era o'clock again and we are ready to watch the battle of the millenia. The proud and mighty Egyptian Empire, ruled by the 18th Dynasty who worships some weird Sun God that the next dynasties just said "nah dude we cool we'll abandon your newly-founded capital and screw your new religion" and the even prouder Carthage, the breaker of nations and the jewel of North Africa. Carthage has its eyes on the sweet land east of them, called Tripolitania. Will Egypt just let it slide? We shall see...

Egyptian Empire vs Carthage

CARTHAGE MANAGES TO PENETRATE UPPER EGYPT BUT THE PHARAOH HAS THE UPPER HAND!
CARTHAGE GO HOME
also sorry it's 11th place not 10th (damn ties)

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[Gera11]

Dacian. Punica can do something desert foxy with Cleopatra.

It's the times of Nefertiti but omg you called it

 

[Ausesken]

Dacian. Punica can do something desert foxy with Cleopatra.

Indeed, we had a desert war

 

[Ausesken]

It's the times of Nefertiti but omg you called it

Cleopatra >>>> Nefertiti

 

[Gera11]

Cleopatra >>>> Nefertiti

Laura can't relate xo

 

[Leydan]

Damn those Egyptians.

 

[Ausesken]

Can't believe my voting slave gave 10 to the enemy Carthage

 

[Uto]

Can't believe my voting slave gave 10 to the enemy Carthage

Never trust those damn Slavs. We've had to dominate them for centuries, even giving them a proper religion didn't work as they started doxxing the shit out of everyone.