Spain SPAIN 2022 - Chanel - SloMo

[escYOUnited]

Llegó la mami
La reina, la dura, una Bugatti
El mundo está loco con este party
Si tengo un problema, no es monetary
Yo vuelvo loquito’ a todos los daddies
Yo siempre primera, nunca secondary
Apenas hago doom, doom
Con mi boom, boom
Y le tengo dando zoom, zoom
Por Miami

Y no se confundan
Señora’ y señore’
Yo siempre ‘toy ready
Pa’ romper cadera’, romper corazones
Solo existe una
No hay imitaciones (Na, na)
Y si aún no me crees, pues me toca mostrárselo

Take a video
Watch it slo mo, mo, mo, mo, mo
Booty hypnotic
Make you want more, more, morе, more, more
Voy a bajarlo hasta el suеlo, lo, lo, lo, lo (Yeah)
If you wish, you could do this dembow (Do this dembow)
Drives you loco (Yeah)
Take a video, watch it slo mo

Te gusta todo lo que tengo
Te endulzo la cara en jugo de mango
Se te dispara cuando la prendo
Hasta el final, yo no me detengo
Take a sip of my cola-la
Un poco salvaje na-na-na
Make it go like pa-pa-pa-pa
Like pa-pa-pa-pa-pa

Y no se confundan (Y no se confundan)
Señora’ y señore’
Yo siempre ‘toy ready (Yo siempre estoy ready)
Pa’ romper cadera’, romper corazone’
Solo existe una (Solo existe una)
No hay imitaciones (Na, na, na)
Y si aún no me crees, pues me toca mostrárselo (Oye)

Take a video
Watch it slo mo, mo, mo, mo, mo
Booty hypnotic
Make you want more, more, more, more, more
Voy a bajarlo hasta el suelo, lo, lo, lo, lo
If you wish, you could do this dembow (Do this dembow)
Drives you loco (Yeah)
Take a video
Watch it slo mo, mo, mo, mo, mo
Booty hypnotic
Make you want more, more, more, more, more
Voy a bajarlo hasta el suelo, lo, lo, lo, lo
If you wish, you could do this dembow (Do this dembow)
Drives you loco (Yeah)

Y no se confundan (Y no se confundan)
Señora’ y señore’
Yo siempre ‘toy ready (Yo siempre estoy ready)
Pa’ romper cadera’, romper corazones
Solo existe una (Solo existe una)
No hay imitaciones (Na, na, na)
Y si aún no me crees, pues me toca mostrárselo (Oye)

Take a video
Watch it slo mo, mo, mo, mo, mo
Booty hypnotic
Make you want more, more, more, more, more
Voy a bajarlo hasta el suelo, lo, lo, lo, lo
If you wish, you could do this dembow (Haz el dembow)
Drives you loco (Yeah)

Take a video
Watch it slo mo​

 

[Looren]

Plot twist : Jury change, they tank Rigoberta and put Gonzalo first, I use 409370173 sim cards to vote for Gonzalo, he wins televote and wins the NF

The chance of him winning is 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% but just let me hope

 

[DanielLuis]

I actually really like the song (ay mama) but the staging completely ruined it for me...
it should've been simple - her alone on the stage and some smart camera angles and lights and not a mess that we have now... everything from the vocals, to wardrobe, to dancers, to that tit globe to camera angles was wrong and very distasteful.

The duality of eurovision fans. You can be 100% sure that if the staging had been like that everyone would still be bashing the song in this thread today.

 

[I bims]

Sorry, I don't want to be rude but Germany has sent MUCH WORSE than "Ay mama" (last year for example of ridiculous staging)

Ay mama is not a bad song

Oh, I never wanted imply we didn't. We absolutely did and I was very embarassed and really pissed off (just look in the Germany 2021 thread :'D) And I would be embarrased/pissed again if we would send something like "Ay Mama", at least with that staging.
If this was the follow up to "I don't feel hate" I would throw bricks at the people responsible for our selection.

 

[rasmuslights]

The duality of eurovision fans. You can be 100% sure that if the staging had been like that everyone would still be bashing the song in this thread today.

well, idk... it was my winner before the live performance and now it's around 6th place... :/

 

[Ezio]

Ay mamá is the best song that I have heard since Portugal 2017

 

[Flamenkax]

Grand Final running order :

1 - Rayden
2 - Tanxugueiras
3 - Varry Brava
4 - Chanel
5 - Rigoberta Bandini
6 - Xeinn
7 - Gonzalo Hermida
8 - Bianca Paloma

 

[Looren]

Okay so Rayden won't win

Great running order for Gonzalo....

Yeah Spain I hate you 'cause you're giving me hope now

 

[mauve]

Okay so Rayden won't win

And Tanxugueiras won't either ... is there hope for Bianca maybe? Ah forget it. The cake is eaten already.

 

[Ezio]

I'm stunned, I'm slayed, I have died and I have been resurrected to eternally live to celebrate the miracle that is "Ay mamá"

 

[Mainshow]

Did they organise an allocation draw?

Grand Final running order :

1 - Rayden
2 - Tanxugueiras
3 - Varry Brava
4 - Chanel
5 - Rigoberta Bandini
6 - Xeinn
7 - Gonzalo Hermida
8 - Bianca Paloma

They really want to tank Terra by any costs.
This is getting ridiculous.

This draw. The "professional juries", that utterly pathetic and shameful voting system.... Spain's NF is corrupt.

 

[Koori]

So they put literally 4 best uptempo \ ethnic songs at the beginning and then are putting us asleep after #5 trash?

 

[I bims]

Grand Final running order :

1 - Rayden
2 - Tanxugueiras
3 - Varry Brava
4 - Chanel
5 - Rigoberta Bandini
6 - Xeinn
7 - Gonzalo Hermida
8 - Bianca Paloma

This running order is garbage wow :'D

 

[FilipeGolias]

Random draw I suppose? At least from spot #3 onwards.

 

[Jonkonfui]

This running order is garbage wow :'D

Why is a running order garbage? A running order is a running order: one comes first, another second and so on... I suppose it would be better all coming at once and singing all together their songs but that would be a mess... Are you really German? You look Spanish. Maybe it is your eyes but i am bit drunk so dont pay attention to me...
Ps i am in the process of being very drunk bc i am trying to forget Ay mama staging yesterday. It was either psychyatrist (where the hell goes the "y") or booze... Booze is cheaper

 

[Ausesken]

It's all random.

 

[hpp0]

I really wonder why they really don't want "Terra" to win so badly. I'm not saying that they should give them the last spot but it really seems like they try to bury them and I don't understand why. On the other hand putting SloMo and Ay Mama right next to each other is also pretty questionable, I don't get what they were thinking while making this. Great spot for Blanca, even tho I doubt she can win even from there.

Edit: nvm it seems it was just bad luck for them, still really weird that it turned out like that.

 

[Mainshow]

Why is a running order garbage? A running order is a running order: one comes first, another second and so on... I suppose it would be better all coming at once and singing all together their songs but that would be a mess... Are you really German? You look Spanish. Maybe it is your eyes but i am bit drunk so dont pay attention to me...
Ps i am in the process of being very drunk bc i am trying to forget Ay mama staging yesterday. It was either psychyatrist (where the hell goes the "y") or booze... Booze is cheaper

If they did an allocation draw, fine.

But the draw is utter garbage: Letting all fan favourites perform at the very beginning - apart from Ay Mama which kicks off the 2nd half... the last three songs are also the slower ones/ballads.

This draw isn't balanced at all neither in sound nor based on the fans/votes.

 

[Ausesken]

Let me explain what makes me feel truly frustrated:

*Rigoberta farts*
Rigoberta fans: WOAAAHHH this is amazing!!!

*Tanxugueiras fart*
Tanxugueiras fans: WOAAAHHH this is amazing!!!

I think this is clear enough.

 

[Mainshow]

@Ausesken Thanks for showing us the faces of those individuals who are responsible for this absolute mess xD

 

[ayzelto]

Do you really think the running order matters when there are only 8 songs performing? It doesn't matter whether you perform 1st or last, 8 songs are easy to remember, come on.