No, I will NOT be ranking my top 100 songs here

[ZoboCamel]

Is this an En Godt Stekt Pizza appreciation thread now? Because I'm totally up for that.

 

[LastDreamer]

Replay >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuego

I'm agree with your low positions for Mauboy, Demon Muppet, Dilara and Emmy.

"Glorious" was glorious and will never understand that hate to Josh. Possibly it's old-fashioned and sounds like Stock Aitken Waterman and Rick Astley things from 80s, but not awful in summary.

 

[WhoKnows]

392. 2014: Dilara Kazimova - "Start a fire"
391. 2015: Mørland & Debrah Scarlett - "A monster like me"
390. 2012: Roman Lob - "Standing still"[/URL]

This ranking is cancelled.

 

[BorisBubbles]

njdevils94 coming with the receits Yes, Karin Park was robbed hardcore aaaaand

Is this an En Godt Stekt Pizza appreciation thread now? Because I'm totally up for that.

Absolutely. Kings of overstaging/not live singing

 

[njdevils94]

I KNOW THE PIZZA ONE someone showed me once. talent jumped out.

human beings is so much better than a horror like me as well

Also Karin Park was on the writers of I Feed You My Love (Norway 2013) which is in the same type of electro-synth pop genre.

 

[Ana Raquel]

Also Karin Park was on the writers of I Feed You My Love (Norway 2013) which is in the same type of electro-synth pop genre.

so indeed talent jumped out

 

[BorisBubbles]

I'm not TOO crazy about "I feed you my love" (um, spoiler) but I will say that I absolutely ADORE Maggie Burger's diction. "ya pud a NAIF... UH-ghenst ma bek en ya DER ME to fes dee ettek... Ya say for KOWerds derz no RIword fill da heet...x"

 

[Preuss]

The fact that "En Godt Stekt Pizza" came remotely close to "A Monster Like Me" in MGP fucking scared the shit out of me

 

[Alaska49]

add another one to the a monster like me hate club with the added observation that i think it's 100% debrah's fault and that morland is fine

 

[BorisBubbles]

The remainder of the songs I dislike


375. 2016: Donny Montell - "I've been waiting for this night"
374. 2011: Alex Sparrow - "Get you"
373. 2014: Tolmachevy Sisters - "Shine"
372. 2012: Kurt Calleja - "This is the night"
371. 2013: Dorians - "Lonely planet"
370. 2016: Argo - "Utopian land"
369. 2018: The Humans - "Goodbye"
368. 2019: Anna Odobescu - "Stay"
367. 2011: Mika Newton - "Angel"
366. 2013: Nodi Tatishvili & Sophie Gelovani - "Waterfall"
365. 2018: Amaia & Alfred - "Tu canción"
364. 2018: Tamara Gachechiladze - "Keep the faith"
363. 2015: Maria Elena Kyriakou - "One last breath"
362. 2018: Julia Samoylova - "I won't break"
361. 2012: Rambo Amadeus - "Euro neuro"
360. 2010: Didrik Solli-Tangen - "My heart is yours"
359. 2019: Kobi Marimi - "Home"
358. 2018: Ryan O'Shaughnessy - "Together"
357. 2011: Glen Vella - "One life"
356. 2016: Nicky Byrne - "Sunlight"
355. 2012: Donny Montell - "Love is blind"
354. 2010: 3+2 ft. Robert Wells - "Butterflies"
353. 2016: Dalal & Deen ft. Ana Rucner & Jala - "Ljubav je"
352. 2011: Magdalena Tul - "Jestem"
351. 2019: Srbuk - "Walking out"
350. 2015: Daniel Kajmakoski - "Autumn leaves"
349. 2011: Daria - "Celebrate"
348. 2014: Cristina Scarlat - "Wild soul"
347. 2019: DARUDE ft. Sebastian Rejman - "Look away"
346. 2013: Ryan Dolan - "Only love survives"
345. 2011: Eldrine - "One more day"
344. 2010: Michael von der Heide - "Il pleut de l'or"
343. 2011: Vlatko Ilievski - "Rusinka"
342. 2017: Robin Bengtsson - "I can't go on"
341. 2015: Trijntje Oosterhuis - "Walk along"
340. 2011: Witloof Bay - "With love, baby"
339. 2016: Eneda Tarifa - "Fairytale"
338. 2017: Timebelle - "Apollo"
337. 2014: Cann-Linn ft. Kasey Smith - "Heartbeat"
336. 2017: Martina Barta - "My turn"
335. 2012: Maya Sar - "Korake ti znam"
334. 2014: Pollapönk - "No prejudice"
333. 2015: Anti-Social Media - "The way you are"
332. 2018: ALEKSEEV - "Forever"
331. 2011: TWiiNS - "I'm still alive"
330. 2010: Aisha - "What for?"
329. 2013: PeR - "Here we go"
328. 2012: Sabina Babayeva - "'When the music dies"
327. 2017: Levina - "Perfect life"
326. 2013: Klapa s mora - "Mižerja"
325. 2015: John Karayiannis - "One thing I should have done"
324. 2014: Basim - "Cliché love song"
323. 2012 Tooji - "Stay"
322. 2017 Brendan Murray - "Dying to try"
321. 2018: Franka - "Crazy"
320. 2013: Despina Olympiou - "An me thimase"
319. 2012: Mandinga - "Zaleilah"
318. : 2011: Yüksek Sadakat - "Live it up"
317. 2015: Voltaj - "De la capat"
316. 2016: Serhat - "I didn't know"

Everything else is... hmm, probably still pretty crap but I'm not losing sleep over it.

 

[LastDreamer]

"Angel" was the first and last good song from Ukraine.
Two my winners were killed in the last past.

How anybody can dislike iconic "Celebrate" ?

 

[BorisBubbles]

"Angel" was the first and last good song from Ukraine.

Our opinions on Ukrainian entries are polar opposite of one another. Just a heads up for when I rank Jamala well within my top 100

Two my winners were killed in the last past.

RIP, but "Beautiful song" will live on for a little while longer. (at least 100 more spots in fact~)

How anybody can dislike iconic "Celebrate" ?

Because it sucks LOL. "Break a leg" was a hilarious campy trainwreck and the better approach would've been to just 1) believe in it 2) roll with it (wait that's not how you write a Eurovision song? wut) and make it even crazier. Instead, Croatia sanitized it, making it less insane and vaguely "inspirational" (but not really), which of course made it stand out even less among 2011's sea of MORbland. Sic a tried "dress change" gimmick packaged as a lame 'magic' trick and you have an entry that fails to captivate, stand out and entertain in one fell swoop. Celebrate sucks. End of.

 

[njdevils94]

In the ultra-competitive year of 2012 Rambo still managed to make my top 10

 

[Ana Raquel]

why is mandinga and its forró safado out already i call it xenophobia against northeastern brazilians!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

[Alaska49]

remaining losses in the dislike section: angel (ROBBED ICON), love is blind, ljubav je, walk along and zaleilah. also, The Irish Abomination Of 2018 lived for way too long!!!!

 

[BorisBubbles]

why is mandinga and its forró safado out already i call it xenophobia against northeastern brazilians!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

It's a lively song that sounded utterly lifeless in the life. I can forgive the first time because Eleni's monitors weren't working. But they were working in the final and she still sounded hollow and listless. It's just not good.

HOWEVER comma, Brazillian music WILL find its way as part-time unfairly maligned Pimba queen and fulltime Huawei spokesperson Susana "Suzy" Guerra won't be leaving until at least the top 100 ^_^

Anyway first batch of yellow/neutrality:

315. 2015: Pertti Kurikan Nimipäivät - "Aina mun pitää"
314. 2018: Ermal Meta & Fabrizio Moro - "Non mi avete fatto niente"
313. 2016: Freddie - "Pioneer"
312. 2015: Monika Kuszynska - "In the name of love"
311. 2011: 3JS - "Never alone"
310. 2017: Claudia Faniello - "Breathlessly"
309. 2018: Ethno-Jazz Band Iriao - "For you"
308. 2012: Nina Badric - "Nebo"
307. 2011: Evelina Sasenko - "C'est ma vie"
306. 2018: Sennek - "A matter of time"
305. 2017: Tijana Bogicevic - "In too deep"
304. 2010: Anna Bergendahl - "This is my life"
303. 2010: Lindita - "World"
302. 2015: Edurne - "Amanecer"
301. 2011: Sjonni's friends - "Coming home"
300. 2018: Grommee ft. Lukas Meijer - "Light me up"
299. 2016: Sandhja - "Sing it away"'
298. 2017: Manel Navarro - "Do it for your lover"
297. 2011: Dana International - "Ding dong"
296. 2012: Iris - "Would you?"
295. 2017: Anja - "Where I am"
294. 2015: Amber - "Warrior"
293. 2018: Sevak Khanagyan - "Qami"
292. 2019: Michael Rice - "Bigger than us"
291. 2010: Harel Skaat - "Millim"
290. 2011: Stella Mwangi - "Haba haba"
289. 2016: Jüri Pootsmann - "Play" (the last country to lose an entrant )
288. 2010: Vukasin Brajic - "Thunder and lightning"
287. 2017: Salvador Sobral - "Amar pelos dois"
286. 2018: Netta - "Toy"

You MAY disagree with some of these cuts, but

 

[Ana Raquel]

yas suzy is a kween you're forgiven

also

"The Salvador Sobral -and yes, ‘the Salvador’ because we all are aware they are a type of human, of which Salvador is the posterchild to us, residents of the Eurovision bubble- represents a toxic, regressive, shockingly narrow-minded ideal of music, in which songs can only be considered real when stripped down of all the embellishments that make music entertaining, innovative and exciting, leaving only it’s base form of Emotion. It’s the same vintage-addicted, man-bunned, counter-conformist hipster hoohah that has infected creative environments all over the globe (such as eateries that serve deconstructed spaghetti bolognese in mason jars) with its pretentious GOBSHITE. I find it despicable and I will forever oppose it!!"

 

[njdevils94]

Iris is to low.

 

[Alaska49]

what is an iris... x

netta and stella were unjustly murdered obviously and i don't love it or anything but i kimda like for you and i am sure that makes me ethno jazz band iriao's only fan so rip ethno jazz band iriao

 

[LastDreamer]

In my ranking also was the last country to lose an entrant with ….

233. Ott Lepland - Kuula (26th place in 2012)

Iris is to low.

She will be very high in my list.