- an EPIQUE power ballad that is honestly good enough to win
vidbir but will finish like 8th in jesc because nothing this pure can contend with the toxic (spanish and polish) fanbases.
- elvana gjata
liiiiiives ::eagle screech::
- after, what,
seven(?) entrants from ireland and wales, "awkward celtic twerp who is out of their way depth with their lametastic pop song" has become a beloved trope in jesc for me so needless to say i'm already obsessed with saor's disarming stupidity, glorious highlights include maiu's general turtle-in-the-headlights affect and splicing in rhymes like "zoom tv, c'est la vie"
- lame in all the right ways, ideal for jesc tbh. pauline's intense dork affect
good thing this is jesc, because i bet germany totally would have submitted 'imagine us' to adult esc if given the opportunity and then would have been utterly blindsided by yet another 0 in the televote
- måneskin's
power is well underway to claiming its second victory i see
i *thought* this one would drop off at consequetive listens because
ew, competent songs, gtfo, but turns out this song is just genuinely good.
- if you can't get barbara pravi, get a barbara pravi look-alike with a barbara pravi sound-alike i guess.
- a blatant attempt to win jesc which is just as likely to fail horribly once it collides headfirst into the poland/spain buzzsaw.
- it's astounding how
melfest fanwank flops are treated like gold dust the second they hit jesc.
- unlike poland, this
does drop off at every consequetive listen. bitch
wishes it was balkan mega mix iii (aka "nova deca").
- that awkward moment when you're
this close to having a trueborn bop, and then fall into the midtempo trap.
- what a lametastic mess, i stan?
-i'm all for creative language combo's, but if it's used on a boring song it's no more than novelty.
- well aren't we glad azerbaijan returned to serve bland mello ballads nobody cares for. what would we have ever done without them.
- one of seven potential entries and it shows.
- the guy who sang "um flor da verde pinho" finally completed his transfomation into benjamin button.
- almost reaches a point of So Bad It's Great but this year is strong enough that i don't need to cling on the pathetic for the sake of my amusement, so toodles.
- vasil needs to be BANNED from music.
i haven't heard kazakhstan yet, but that national selection
reeks. able-bodied boy and disabled boy tie, the jury INSISTS on declaring both of them winners because they just
cannot decide which entry they want.. but they all agrees they should sing the able-bodied boy's song :-) i hope you have spotted why i count my blessings that kazakhstan are currently banned from esc proper.