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I like the love to Moje 3 in all your personal decade lists.
 

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fun fact i thought they were called koza moNstra for so many years my life is a lie
In a nutshell:
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Bonus: it has an accordion. i'm from northeast brazil. accordions are part of our culture.


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oops

No surprises here as well. I mean look at this:
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and you all now I'm a sucker for OTT vampires who are killed by a bunch of vampirephobic juries. The best thing about this entry is that, somehow, from the NF to the actual contest, his english pronunciation worsened xheart such a star. It's not always that someone has a worse pronunciation than mine, so we need to highlight it whenever is possible.
As a bonus: OTT Melovin before being Melovin.

AND TALKING ABOUT BAD ENGLISH

#39
If you don’t know, I’m in love with you
When summertime falls it becomes untrue
Because of the shoes I’m wearing today
One is called Love, the other Spain

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not only did he DELL you something, he QUALIFIED DELLING something while looking like he is at a karaoke bar. Am I also a sucker for singers who somehow qualify despite karaoke vocals? Yes.

FUN FACT: he is the only Lithuanian on the list so I've JUST found out he is actually my favorite Lithuanian entry, and not Donny the prequel as I thought.
 

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christos kalaitzopoulos is My First Eurovision Crush and will always have a place in my brazilian accordion-loving heart

also i think melovin's enunciation got worse so he could sing better? god knows many people through the years flubbed their singing trying to get their singing right so i am glad he didn't bother because he doesn't need WORDS to speak to my soul
 

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Where will Rambo be on the list? :D

not you getting the year right nnnnnn




the entry is wrong though


#38
They are who I aspire to be when I'm older. I just need to... err... cook.
THAT BEING SAID, I love joke entries and I'm gonna protect ALL OF THEM but leto svet because it should have been iiris!!!!!!! and how can I not love russian grannies celebrating while baking? I really can't. Bonus that they 1 DEFEATED HOMOPHOBIA aka Yulia Volkova and 2 ALMOST defeated freaking LOREEN at the televote. I stan icons.
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^ if you say you are more charismatic than this lady you are lying

#37
And if there's something I also ADORE is rhythm/bpm change. I mean, I stan CEZAR after all. This does an excellent job on this. Slow in the first verses until that dance beat that goes off xheat deserved a better position i call it fatphobia
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and the official video though slaying da haterz xheat


NOW HERE IT IS
MY FAVORITE GUILTY PLEASURE OF THE WHOLE CONTEST

#36
BOOM BOOM CHAKA CHAKA
YOUR KISS IS LIKE A LIKE A
BOOM BOOM CHAKA CHAKA
YOUR LOVE IS LIKE A LIKE A
I WANNA S(T)AY THAT ONE THING IS TRUE
I'M IN LOVE WITCHU

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


For real, the song is BASIC, she didn't get one single note RIGHT - focus on 2:31 and thank me later x - and people still make conspiracy theories that she STOLE parts of her staging and choreography from Sertab/Paparizou/Kalomira. What. a. star.

And this is so FUN!!!! Your entry can be the most well written, well produced, sung well, etc, if I don't enjoy it, I won't care about it. I'd choose this basic out of tune but ENJOYABLE entry over it any time. Please Armenia, go back to the basic bops. xheat
 

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bad news first i DO NOT enjoy boom boom i just Cannot and it remains the worse armenia entry ever to me. i understand the appeal but THANK YOU NEXT.

in much better news, i absolutely worship the babushki JUST LOOK AT THEM how can you not love them?!?!?! if we are supposed to forget you are a juggernaut bully of a country then this is how you should do it and not with insipid peace ballads nobody gives a shit about. the song is a legit bop and i actually listen to it for real sometimes lol.

hera bjork is my favourite of 2010. flawless schlager banger. she also had the look and the choreo. i understand the staging was a bit lacking for her to get the keiino esque placement she DESERVED but still i wish she was the token dated success of the year instead of that boring ass danish duet nobody even remembers nowadays.
 

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I don't know if it was just me but i couldn't enter the forum until now. To compensate it, I'll post a few more entries this time.



#35
UGHHHHHHH A BOP. Different from Emmy, the song is actually good - so not a guilty pleasure. I know that her vocals are........... differentiated BUT it was still better than almost every entry from that semi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The last place was a crime (best last place btw).
To Mag:
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To ESC 2011:
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#34
MADONNA HEW????
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Our favorite visionary Romanian duo are back to bless our souls. You can feel the power of the chant in 2:32. Thank me later. xo
Fun Fact: If J**r B*ls*n*r* had lost last year, I would have played this song for at least a week straight. Curse you @ Brazilians who ruined such a possible fantastic moment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#33

Here it is again. The usually #blessed 22nd place, who brought us Miki, Lea, Barei, Andrius, Anggun, Kati Wolf and Sunstroke Project. And 22nd is also the day of my birthday!!!!!!!! july 22nd don't forget xo. Hungary's only female artist this decade, this performance had everything. Lady shouting, random dancers and even a Urahara's hat. Too bad she was in 2011, the horror of it all, and placed this low.
What about her knees indeed.

#32
ATTENTION: This rank does not support the fact that he faked his ID for SURE because he can't be 16 instead of 46!!!
Fun fact: (9:35) he looks YOUNGER here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love the song because rhyth and bpm changes as you could have notice. However, it might go down in my ranking in a few months or years because TW: Eurovision 2019. I'm still traumatized.

As a bonus, enjoy Eleni's version because it's also a bop.

#31
DAMN, EUROPE, THE TIME THE JURIES GET IT RIGHT, YOU ACTUALLY RUIN IT?????
Another Slovenian entry being underrated as... well, every single Slovenian entry? Except 2017 of course. Fck the abuser.

And with this elimination, 2011 is almost dead in a ditch. It's what they deserve.
 

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"Jestem" xcheer

Based on results in real contest :hu: 2011 obviously got her place in top 10 most underrated songs of this decade.
 

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jestem is boring but i do love the shoutout to differentiated vocals because kati wolf is a gem and started a whole tradition of fan favourites who are not quite kate ryans because they qualify but still bomb hard in the final. VISIONARY.

golden boy is in A+ banger and it's one of the best of the decade for me and its #POWER rubbed off on imri enough for him to give us that iconic semifinal 2 performance. also i had no idea eleni had her own version omg xheart

MIRACLE xheart3333 fear not for we will undoubtedly have a chance to sing it for a week straight because bolsonaro has less of a chance to hold on to presidency for the whole term than hungary had of keeping their qualification streak this year (too soon? i don't care. az en apam was LACKING and we deserved more.)
 

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#30

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LEGEND. Remember when Armenia had good stagings? I do xheat possibly the best show closer ever? as far as i remember????? she is an ultimate crush???????????? slay me sis once again. and she does not have a bad song, teach us how

#29

You all know I'm an old-Bulgaria hardcore stan and i find the new-bulgaria overrated as hell (most about Kostov yes this is a Beautiful Mess hate comment). THAT being said, this song deserved all the praise she got, after she was UNFAIRLY left in the semis in the tragic year of 2011. She overcame the bad result with a BOP. and this gif.
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#28

The TRUE homophobic king. Mans, Houdek and Chingiz HEW tbh. Not gonna lie that I haven't paid that much of attention when I first watched 2014. But after my 938479832472389ª yearly watch I started digging this so much you have no idea. Mostly because of the dubstep, not gonna lie. 4th place in a strong year is a great position, even though I would have loved seeing him third because I hate undo bye.

bonus he is basically the armenian hairy version of my tkd instructor and i won't accept a disagree as an answer.
 

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sorry but kristian kostov is better than you and all of us.

all of those three are LEGENDS though xheat AND YASSSSSSS another undo hater let's start a cult
 

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sooooo i had no classes today BUT forgot to tell my father and now he is mad at me so i'm posting FOUR more entries quickly before he cuts off the internet out of revenge


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Possibly my biggest surprise of 2018 (and a great one!) qualification wise. I remember when this came out it was right in my top 10 but went down to 26th/27th because IT TOOK SO DAMN LONG TO BE ON SPOTIFY!!!!!!!!!!!! After it was, I played it non-stop for days though and it just skyrocketed to my top 3. Why? It's a uptempo + with PERCUSSION!!!!! + with gorgeous women (and one of them appeared out of nowhere who is she???) + with ex-bbb Caruso + last but not least
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Serbian Einstein xheat

This song is iconic enough to take out freaking MOLITVA out of my Serbian top 3. This is HUGE.

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(personal winner of 2011)
Just.......... imagine how bad 2011 was to the point that FREAKING JEDWARD were my winners that year. AND ruining my reputation as an Ireland hater. IOTAP
And gosh I'm rewatching it and I didn't even remember how awful the backing singer was lmaoooooooooooo the song is a bop and the staging is great. running scared HEW

and with that, 2011 is DED
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A GREAT WAY TO START THE DECADE! This is THE dated early 2000s eurodance that I LIVE for and was born to defend. Even the tacky outfits and questionable vocals were on points. Furthermore, it presented us with:
The impact was so REAL that I knew Epic Sax Guy before knowing Eurovision consciously. He did THAT. It made me want to learn how to play sax. Actually I still want to I just need money give me a job pls ty
And a special mention to this unfairly forgotten guy:
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Friendly reminder that juries place FREAKING BELARUS above this. Thank you televote for saving our souls. Best borderline qualifier EVER! Also my favorite entry of one of my favorite countries. I'm glad they got Moldova's best result in 2017. Could even have won Salvador and Kostov HEWWWWWWWW


And talking about epix sax guy..........................

#24

This is the Eurovision I want to see!!!!!!!!1 Fun, unpretensious and interesting entries. Also it's eurodance, of course I'm gonna praise it as much as I can. AS A BONUS, A FRIEND OF MINE DID THE BACKDROP!!!!!!! EDU VOCÊ É MEU ORGULHO
I was so but SO afraid that they would pull a Verona, but people's will was stronger. And it would have been a fantastic winner (also obligatory arcade hate comment). It won televote for a reason.
Also Alexandra appreciation post because she has been my favorite MGP entry for two years in a row. You go girl!
 

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omg 3+2 - BUTTERFLIES HATE THREAD

so glad 2011 is dead. i never thought a year so recent can be so terrible but 2011 absolutely is. jedward really are one of the few good things about it.

alao keiino literally was born out of losing to alexander rybak's whack ass trolls soundtrack song to do better than he did and if that isn't the best origin story in eurovision i don't know what is xheat
 

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sooooo i had no classes today BUT forgot to tell my father and now he is mad at me so i'm posting FOUR more entries quickly before he cuts off the internet out of revenge

First off everyone pray for [MENTION=16089]anaraqueen[/MENTION] to get her internet back soon :eek:

Onto my thoughts then :

If Love Was a Crime is definitely Bulgaria's best entry in that 2016-18 era. Surprised its not higher for you to be honest. Never got the hype for Lovewave tbh and I'm not fond of what Iveta did in 2016 in the above gif you posted. :(

Turbofolk fan club though! Nova Deca xcheer

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Ljubomir Dimitrijević (Serbian Einstein) is so iconic he ended up being in a game in the other forum just for his iconic-ness alone. I remember after this won Beovizija there were rumors that he might not be in Lisbon because you can only have 6 people on stage. Thankfully he was there though in the end with Danica, Mladen, and Nevena Stamenković (the main singers) on stage in Portugal.

Great to see KEiiNO in the top 25 xheat. They improved the staging from NMGP after a couple rehearsals. Indeed shout-out to Edu for the backdrop visuals. I was worried to it could do a Verona leading up to rehearsals. Thankfully that wasn't the case.

Run Away > Hey Mamma

Maybe not as slick but a lot more enjoyable. Glad you gave a shout out to Epic Electric Violin Guy. He needs more notoriety.

The less said about Jedward the better.
 
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