I never knew how hilarious spam mail could be. A new found obsession of mine. XD The level of dramatics in their writing and their choice of wording is life affirming. Here is 4 of many i've just read:
"Plundered"
new word of the week.
The US Army need my help in Iraq.
[MENTION=9441]RainyWoods[/MENTION] look, someone referred to themselves as an 'icon', I found the guest from the FR days. Apparently the wife of Nelson Mandela.
The first sentence is enough here.
the thing is though, is that some melt will go and reply to these. However, a stressful day has just ended splendidly.