So, PUTINg my fascination with Let3 aside, let's rate them all fairly and squarely, by Dora YT channel running order.
1. Let 3 Mama ŠČ - 8/10
One of the best 3 songs, anti war, Putin-trolling, Baba Vanga references (Armagedon Nanny), video from old Soviet times female organized harvests with an idiot son or husband on tractor directing them, as in Russia today.
But nothing pretentious there, just some Let3 ironic funny mockery.
Great production, great music.
Minus: intro is too long, without some English translation will be confusing for the ESC bubble or an average (uninformed) listener.
Anyway, with great staging that Let3 always has got, literally always regardless of where they perform, this could actually finally qualify for the GF.
2. Boris Štok Grijeh - 2/10
What a waste of a great vocal accompanied by the most boring repetitive melody leading nowhere. Shouldn't have been selected for competition at all.
3. Androković Bye Bye Blonde - 3/10
Sounds like old Electro Team songs from the 90's when Vanna used to be their vocal. I think Croats know Electro Team did it better. Poor melody, cheesy lyrics.
4. Krešo and KK Kme Kme - 5/10
For Croats and former YU this will be hillarious song as the lyrics describe our mentality.
Melodically it's also a proper punk song that I haven't heard for a decade or so. However it is too repetitive and too simple even for punk rock standards. I respect the effort and that's all.
5. Đana Free Fallin' - 6/10
Well produced, but dated and unimpressive. Great opener to be forgotten, like Czech R. last year.
6. Detour Master Blaster - 7/10
Everything is in fact great about this song, very smart and versatile production.
But huge minus are flat vocals on the verses. They kill my interest for the song quickly and thus this wouldn't do well in the ESC's running order.
7. Top of the pops Putovanje - ZER0 [no need to explain really]
8. Hana Mašić Nesreća - 3/10
A very uninspiring very boring Balkan ballad we have been listening here for decades and we are fed up with this. The lyrics are not worth translating, they are that meaningless.
9. Eni Jurišić Kreni Dalje - REFUSE TO RATE
Why? Because this is a song she knows would do great on Croatian radio channels and that is what she aims for, she actually didn't come to compete so she could go to the ESC. Therefore she doesn't deserve to be rated.
10. Martha May Distance 2/10
I'm embarrased listening to the lyrics and that's enough.
11. Maja Grgić I still whatever the title - ZERO
I had to make some coffee at 11:30 PM to survive this. This shouldn't have been selected for competition as well.
12. Harmonija Disonance Nevera Lei Lei - 9/10
Everything is literally AMAZING. It's different from all ethnic entries we have had on the ESC stage thus far.
Melodically and in terms of vocal techniques has nothing to do with Ukrainian entries nor Tanxugerias or whomever people want to compare this entry to. It's unique.
I do fear their staging though, so that's why they are not 10/10.
13. Patrizia Gašparini I will wait - 3/10
A song that has been collecting dust for years in some singer's drawer and was eventually ditched. Non-event.
14. Barbara Munjas Putem snova - 6/10
Starts with a great intro and then - anticlimax - melodic and vocal shift in the chorus kills the vibe. It's great production and singing, but it lacks a natural flow that a song competing in the ESC's running order must have. Cool, but not impressive. Next.
15. Yogi and whatever the song's title is - ZERO
That was a second esspresso in 30 minutes. Tornike, you found yourself a partner for duet
16. Kedžo "the bubble's fav pet boy" - 5/10
It's decent. Nothing else. Something like Belgium last year or any ESC entry over past 10 years produced in Sweden or UK.
I bet on him having the cheesiest staging ever over already cheesy lyrics.
17. Tiana Dom - 7.5/10
This is actually like Detour in terms of quality, but with better flow and vocals.
However it could lack character to stand out from many other entries on the ESC stage.
18. The Splitters Lost and Found - 2/10
A decent song, but an intellectually lazy attempt to recreate some modern times Beatles or Paul McCartney. It's an insult to the legends. Byegones.
Western Europe would be a sucker for this though.
***
Summa summarum.
As expected, the best Dora has got to offer are Harmonija Disonance, Let3 and Detour.
Nice surprise: Tiana with Dom
Biggest disappointment: Kedžo
Winner: HARMONIJA DISONANCE
Runner-up: the legends Let3 of course