Croatia CROATIA 2023 - Let 3 - Mama ŠČ!

[ESC United Mod Team]

 

[Koori]

OK I'm not sure what I'm shocked about - the chosen "song" or how bad Harmonija looked like. Poor Croatia...

 

[PollyWantsACracker]

Harmonija Disonance were trully disastrous on stage. @Koori

They couldn't catch up until Liverpool with the best stage managers and choreographers, they even seem unworkable for any major stage.

 

[RainyWoods]

I'm confused, therefor have points for now and I'll see later if this goes up or down with me. I like how disjointed it is. Some elements of it I'm less keen on. Performance... was something. Unsure if I like it but it gets your attention.

 

[Bmbriga]

I am Croatian and I apologize to the whole Europe on the behalf of Europe.

Croatian reputation is at stake. Maybe they should just give up from Eurovision.

They? I thought you're Croatian.

 

[Koori]

Harmonija Disonance were trully disastrous on stage. @Koori

They couldn't catch up until Liverpool with the best stage managers and choreographers, they even seem unworkable for any major stage.

Yeah I totally agree. As much as I'm not into winning song, Harmonija looked like my teachers in 9th grade who drunk too much...

 

[woscoMMasterskaya]

0

 

[Anthony Tesla]

No.

 

[PollyWantsACracker]

Croatian twitter thread on Let 3 is iconic :

"One, two, three - That little psychopath"

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1624531570609606657

 

[CPV4931]

I usually love trash at Eurovision.. but don´t really get into this, sad, that "Kme Kme" didn´t do better

 

[LakZaNokte]

Not only because of Putin, Russia, politics, Serbia but also because of nudity and lewd lyrics Croatia needs to be disqualified.

Ah yes, the designated Serbian troll.

Very interesting.

 

[HarryUK]

Let 3 did it! I never thought they actually would, then again Croatia are chaotic when it comes to Dora haha

It’s a thoroughly enjoyable performance and a bit of fun! A televote pleaser and will definitely be helped along by 100% televote semi finals!

 

[PolarFoxxie.]

They let 3 popped out cork from their anal rectums. Their most famous hit is cke cke women are the best women because they give us puss*ies they give us pus*ies

 

[akoz]

After 3 listenings, part Mama kupila traktora/Mama ljubila morona stucks in your head . Won't say this is chanceless without juries but in my eyes such songs for qualification should be memorable for all 3 minutes - In this song I lose it sometimes. But overall I quite enjoy it, in the pool. Щ

 

[PolarFoxxie.]

Remember Georgia was disqualified because of song we don't wanna put in.

 

[lasse braun]

i think this song allows only 2 choices = or

lasse take the



and fuck yeah - traktor is coming.

 

[PolarFoxxie.]

12 points if you have no taste or if you are tone deaf.

 

[PollyWantsACracker]

After 3 listenings, part Mama kupila traktora/Mama ljubila morona stucks in your head . Won't say this is chanceless without juries but in my eyes such songs for qualification should be memorable for all 3 minutes - In this song I lose it sometimes. But overall I quite enjoy it, in the pool. Щ

In Latin alpha - ŠČ!

 

[akoz]

Remember Georgia was disqualified because of song we don't wanna put in.

Why so much of butthurt from you today in this thread? Maybe you are not a guy from Latvia or Croatia, you're a guy from Belarus and mama ne kupila traktora for you? And yeah - don't worry nowadays nobody listening to put in guy and nobody will DQ Croatia.

 

[ollibox]

Two words - Oh No...

 

[PollyWantsACracker]

I am Croatian and I apologize to the whole Europe on the behalf of Europe. I do hope Croatia will be very fast disqualified. Lewd homophobes and the worst song in the history of Eurovision. Euro neuro from Ali express. 0 points.

Just so you know, our "Croatian" pal Polar is also Eldorado on twitter calling EBU to disqualify Croatia

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1624549533798608899