Best lines of the Eurovision lyrics

[papagavros]

check greece 2011..............beautiful and meaningful lyrics.........

 

[doctormalisimo]

The lyrics for Popular ( 2011) are fantastic. And by that I mean fantastically bad.

 

[LokoFan444]

Yohanna 2009

You say you really know me
You're not afraid to show me
What is in your eyes
So tell me 'bout the rumours
Are they only rumours?
Are they only lies?

Falling out of a perfect dream
Coming out of the blue

Is it true? (Is it true?)
Is it over?
Did I throw it away?
Was it you? (Was it you?)
Did you tell me
You would never leave me this way?

 

[r3gg13]

From this year (2011)

"party cinderellas are here/ they move like computer game heroes"

"Belarussia USSR TIME/ Belarussia got you on my mind"

"my body wants you girl/ my body wants you girl/ I'll get you when I'm popular"

 

[RomanFromRussia]

Oh, don't call me funny bunny
I'll blow your money, money
I'll get you to my bad ass spinnin' for you
Oh, I'll make it easy, honey
I'll take your money, yummy
I've got my bitches standin' up next to me

2007

 

[Rose]

2007

Music is the only world for me
In my world we live in harmony
Music knows no creed or colour
Day by day we live a dream

This is one of my favourites as well, the message is so lovely and perfect for a song contest. Just beautiful, best Macedonian entry by far I agree. Another one of my favourites Serbia & Montenegro 2005:

Tamo, ljubavi, gdje zvone zvona
There, my love, where the bells are ringing
Ti ceš zauvijek bit' samo moja
You’re going to be only mine forever
Tamo, gdje i rijeka ljubi more
There, where the river loves the sea
Do zore, Zauvijek
Til dawn, forever

Tamo, visoko, za brda ona
There, high over the hill
Tamo,gdje je stara kuca moja
There, where my old house is
Tamo, cu sa tobom, željo moja Ostati
There, I will stay with you my dearest

(Ojha)
(Ojha)
(Ojha)

Ti si mi dušu ranila
You hurt my soul
Ljepotom me opila
Your beauty mesmerized me -O-

 

[MyHeartIsYours]

United Kingdom 2007

'Would you like something to suck on for landing, Sir?'

 

[r3gg13]

Who can forget Sylvia Night

Hello, Europe!
Okay, okay

Hey you, lookin' at me, I'm talkin' to you
I'm Silvia Night shinin' in the light, I know you want me too
Born in Reykjavík in a different league, no damn Eurotrash-freak
The vote is in, I'll freaking win
Too bad for all the others

 

[doctormalisimo]

2008 - Possibly the most true lyrics ever written in ESC history
Oh, I come from a nation
What knows how to write a song
Oh Europe, where oh where did it all go wrong?
Come on!

 

[Matt]

I have to write another article for OGAE and it's going to be about best Eurovision lines so I was hoping some of you could help me out. There are already some great ones in here. If there are any other lines you can think off that are epic, post them here. I'm particuarly interested in funny/witty ones.

 

[CPV4931]

1959 - For uh... jeg ville ønske, jeg var dig - Uh... hvor skulle jeg dog elske mig (in English: For ooh, I'd wish I were you - Ooh, how I'd love me)
1979 - The whole song is crazy
2008 - I mogu ti reći da između ove - I milijun drugih pjesama ne postoji razlika (in English:And I can tell you that between this - And a million other songs, there is no difference)
1980 - again the whole song is crazy
2005 - Jas moram da pijam da se opijam - Baz ne asam da ziveam - Majko, ne mozam (in English: I have to drink to get drunk - To live alone, without her - I can´t do it)
1979 - The refrain
2008 -Tra sesso e musica, ho immaginato te (in English: Between sex and music I thought of you)
1980 - The refrain
1981 - Moni, Moni, Moni, Moni, Moni, Moni, Moni, Moni, Monika - Zis esi yia mena, zo ego yia sena (in English: Moni, Moni, Moni, Moni, Moni, Moni, Moni, Moni, Monika - You live for me, I live for you)

Ideas from the German ESC-book "Ein bisschen Wahnsinn"

 

[TheLuflee]

1969
...Just take my advice, don't be a fool, my friend
When you fall in love, you go to school, my friend
Lessons must get learned
Fingers must get burned
Before you really understand it
Love is very nice if you pay the price...

One of the first songs in esc that have sarcastic lyrics

 

[r3gg13]

2009

Is it true, is it over, did I throw it away?.

The notion of throwing something away is kinda funny in this context. It's like she regrets throwing a piece o trash away.

2012

Every second, my heart beats, it ends.

What ends?

2012

Euphoria, forever 'till the end of time.

It's not really forever when you put a limit on it, isn't it? Well, I get how forever = end of time are the same thing almost, I just find it funny.

2012

I bought a brand new gunshot.

I might have just misheard that one, but what exactly is buying a gunshot?

On to the good stuff

2011

I'm running, I'm scared tonight. I'm running, I'm scared of life. I'm running, I'm scared of breathing, 'coz I adore you.

That is one of the most ridiculous lines I've ever heard, is love really that strong that it could make you scared of breathing?!?


ESC has some good simple lyrics too!

2010

I'm the one who's letting my ego just go, for you complete me.

Damn, that line is killer! That makes a great love song lyrics, and a great deal sealer when you're asking someone to be bf/gf

 

[Yamarus]

2011

Stranger things are starting to begin.

WHAT?

 

[Mickey]

Sieben, sieben, ai lju-lju
Sieben, sieben, eins, zwei
Sieben, sieben, ai lju-lju
Nur eins, zwei, drei
Tanzen

 

[Mozz]

The entire Facebook Social Network Song (it's almost too obvious a choice).

 

[EdvinasLTU]

2009
If you really love
The love you say you love (really love)
Then surely that love would love ...

well that's what I call a love song

 

[Matt]

Thanks for some of those suggestions. I'll be using quite a few of those for my 'weird lyrics' blog. Any more suggestions of lyrics that make no sense or are just weird in general, share them

 

[Mickey]

1980

If there's a place in your heart for me,
There's a room in my place for you,
'Cause I've got love enough,
Yes I've got love enough for two

I'm sure "Love enough for Two" is fully intended to be a cutesy romantic song, but to me it sounds like they're singing about threesomes.

 

[CaraMia]

2004

The sentence in the beginning "I´m lying, I´m late, I´m losing my weight" doesn´t make any sence. It rhymes, but it could be more coherent