#Paris2021 #ItsHappeningGuys #Masterpiece #LoreenWho?
Just kidding, of course. Sorry guys, for some of you the return to reality must have been tough.
Like I said previously, my expectations were below sea level and - I must admit our HoD did THAT - because I had no idea it would be THAT tragic. Congrats.
First of all: the songwriters...
This is nothing more than a troll. Judging by who wrote that turd, I don't believe it was a submission, but our broadcaster probably bought it directly from them. Apparently, having someone Swedish involved is enough to consider a song great. Interesting concept. And G:son needs to GTFO, I cannot with him. I disliked Aiste's song, but that was low-key better than this. It's indeed very sad to turn to foreign composers (especially people who are flooding NFs with their rejects) while we have such a big pool of artists and songwriters.
Second of all: the song...
Ok, so we actually managed to be worse than Spain! Great! I'm listening to the song while writing these lines and I don't see how it could escape the bottom 5 seriously. Juries could moderately vote for this, but we are in contention for 10 points or less with televoters. It gives me both "Bigger Than Us" and "My Heart Is Yours" vibes, that did super well as we all know. The melody is unmemorable, the arrangements are super cheap and vanilla. Overall, it doesn't leave a lasting impression at all, this is going to be forgotten as soon as it's over. I don't find any redeeming qualities to it, it's bland, outdated, formulaic... As
@ESC94 said, it's very X-factor debut single on top of that. The mix of French/English is irrelevant at this point. Everything that I'm here for is there...
Third of all: the singer...
So, Leeb was supposed to add some flavour/twist to the song... and I agree: he actually makes it even cheaper. His singing style is so old-fashioned. And the autotune is real nice, I don't look forward to the "high" notes. He's been chosen for his face, let's keep it real. And I don't expect to him to elevate this live with any sort of charisma: I don't think he has any.
Fourth of all: our HoD...
I wanted to end this post to thank our HoD from the bottom of my heart for that life-enhancing effort I never knew I
didn't need.
Another person in charge who doesn't know sh*t about the contest!
The plan was clear as day to me: let's take a model-like singer, give him a bland song written by Swedes, and voilà! Genius.
I can't wait for our karma to come through. It makes Bilal sound like an indie singer in comparison. Sis
@anaraqueen you will love it!
1 point for participating.