The 2013 'Expert' Panel

[Scooby]

Re: The 2013 'Expert' Panel - UNITED KINGDOM

This song is sooooooooooooooooooooooo overrated
boring and oldfashioned same as Engelbert last year

Gave it 1

 

[dezbee2008]

Re: The 2013 'Expert' Panel - UNITED KINGDOM

3 points. Growing on me...

 

[Paulo3044]

Re: The 2013 'Expert' Panel - UNITED KINGDOM

5 points

 

[CypriotGirl]

Re: The 2013 'Expert' Panel - UNITED KINGDOM

The Ukranian song was the last one I played... nothing beats Switzerland whilst driving, and San Marino too - I'll reserve that for tomorrow morning when I finish my night shift !


And BOOOOOOO at you demoting San Marino.

If I listen to the Swiss entry while driving:

Don't worry, I still love San Marino

 

[Emma]

Re: The 2013 'Expert' Panel - UNITED KINGDOM

The Open Garden parties that we recently attended were surprisingly interrupted by flocks of loud ducks, gooses and seabirds that were constantly flying and circling above our heads, and as a coincidence also attended by princess Emma of Sweden. The latter brings an odour of, hmm we don't know how to say it without the risk of insult, but let's say 'inappropriateness' with her. We're not sure if it's her smell that attracts all those birds. So the British noblesse is considering purchasing a mobile roof for our garden parties.

Oh, we're also considering keeping those garden parties secret so that princess Emma won't know and attend. Better take away the cause of attraction for the birds.

What are you talking about, auntie Eau? You mean I'm like this woman?

You hurt me now

 

[Madame Eau & Lizzy]

Re: The 2013 'Expert' Panel - UNITED KINGDOM

No, don't be silly dear. You would be like a beautiful creature like this:

We suspect now that that's the reason why the gooses and seabirds are visting our garden parties once you arrive.

 

[ethn]

Re: The 2013 'Expert' Panel - UNITED KINGDOM

2pts from me

 

[Matt]

Re: The 2013 'Expert' Panel - UNITED KINGDOM

Mob results for

5 Points = 25%
4 Points = 7.5%
3 Points = 27.50%
2 Points = 22.5%
1 Point = 15.0%
0 Points = 2.5%
So in the end the United Kingdom takes home another 4 points.
Updated Scoreboard:

 

[CypriotGirl]

Re: The 2013 'Expert' Panel - UNITED KINGDOM

Great, top 4 is part of my top 5. Now only Denmark is missing, I hope it will join them

 

[Matt]

Re: The 2013 'Expert' Panel - FYR MACEDONIA

Alrighty, the link for the Macedionan review is located in the first post. Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Next up:

 

[Mozz]

Re: The 2013 'Expert' Panel - UNITED KINGDOM

Great, top 4 is part of my top 5. Now only Denmark is missing, I hope it will join them

Oh, it will, I have absolutely no doubt about it. It should get at least as many points from the panel as for the UK. Denmark is popular with everybody. Except with one person here.

Who's very cute BTW.

 

[CypriotGirl]

Re: The 2013 'Expert' Panel - FYR MACEDONIA

has a song with one of the most disorganized melodies and instrumentation I've ever listened to. I wonder who was so clever to make this song, it's like a bad remix of two songs, or as I said, driving in a place where the signal is not strong and having two radio stations being mixed up with one another

 

[Mozz]

Re: The 2013 'Expert' Panel - FYR MACEDONIA

has a song with one of the most disorganized melodies and instrumentation I've ever listened to. I wonder who was so clever to make this song, it's like a bad remix of two songs, or as I said, driving in a place where the signal is not strong and having two radio stations being mixed up with one another

It's almost like you're an additional panelist now 2

 

[CypriotGirl]

Re: The 2013 'Expert' Panel - FYR MACEDONIA

It's almost like you're an additional panelist now 2

Better late than never

 

[Madame Eau & Lizzy]

Re: The 2013 'Expert' Panel - FYR MACEDONIA

FYR MACEDONIA

Ooh, this starts in such a nice way. The singer has a beautiful voice, my lord! And I love the melody. Hmm, beautiful....this is some of the best that the Balkan has to offer.

But oh, what is happening now? What is this?

Who is she? What's she doing on the stage? Oh, dear heaven. A car accident is happening. A terrible, terrible car accident is happening right before our eyes Liz. It's like a huge autobus has just crashed into a peaceful and joyful party that didn't even last a minute.

 

[Madame Eau & Lizzy]

Re: The 2013 'Expert' Panel - UNITED KINGDOM

Oh dear...I will have nightmares about this. How can something nice and beautiful suddenly be destroyed by, by this ... I don't even know how to call it. Phenomenon?

I'd call it an unwanted obect. She, she's like the big green fly in your just served meal, or like the evil witch suddenly showing up in a fairytale. Can't they get rid of her and send the male singer alone?

 

[Franco]

Re: The 2013 'Expert' Panel - FYR MACEDONIA

I don't like this. It's a major setback from the marvelous Kaliopi and her "Crno I Belo". 0 points.

 

[Celia]

Re: The 2013 'Expert' Panel - FYR MACEDONIA

0 from me as well.

 

[Madame Eau & Lizzy]

Re: The 2013 'Expert' Panel - UNITED KINGDOM

She makes the song harder to connect to it. I don't understand why the Macedonians had to insert such a cheap element in a perfectly good song. It sounds awful now.

Though the song has some class that we highly appreciate, it's swiftly destroyed by that mega witch. I want to keep her far away as possible from my ears.

 

[QwaarJet]

Re: The 2013 'Expert' Panel - FYR MACEDONIA

After Macedonia

1. Robert - 96
2. King Valentino XVII - 95
3. Grandpa Waterman - 92
4. Barb E. Dahl - 90
4. Petronella Poetry - 90
6. Morenik - 89
7. Emma Magnuson - 88
7. Scotty Too Hotty - 88
8. Britni Spirsovic - 87
9. Glittery S. Bob - 81
10. Alex Chandhok - 79
11. Eau d'yre/Lizzy - 77
12. Dark Master - 73

Robert hangs on to his lead, the gap between middle and bottom increases further, and Alex, Eau/Liz and Dark Master are the only panellists under 80 points.