The 2013 'Expert' Panel

[Madame Eau & Lizzy]

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UNITED KINGDOM

Oh look, the BBC has picked a peer of ours for this years Eurovision. This one looks to be in pretty good shape. The National Health Service has done a supreme job in preserving her. Our taxes have been well spent. Let's hear if they were able to preserve her voice as well.

I must say Ms Tyler's voice has always sounded to me like she's just had throat surgery and that she's in a long stage of recovery. I advise a lot of of camomille tea to her.

 

[Madame Eau & Lizzy]

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Hmm, she sounds pretty decent. Do you think she needs a lot of rest after performing? She can't go to all those Eurovision parties in Malmö, can she? Besides there will be lots of alcohol flowing at those occasions.

But it's truly a beautifully written song. The build up of the story of the song is well done and there's not a moment where anything is too much or too little. And I just love ballads where the music is carried by the rhythm of drums.

 

[Madame Eau & Lizzy]

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I just hope they won't let her move too much on the stage. You know what they say about some singers: they sing like they're whaling but this time we could have the rare occasion of seeing a singer move like a whale as well. Singing and moving like a whale. O dear.

 

[RainyWoods]

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I enjoy very much the critiques that Madame Eau and Lizzy gift us with. These two ladies certainly know a thing or two about music and what exactly makes a splendid song. Thank you girls for your thoughtful words and your incomparable wisdom. You are an asset to this site and community.

 

[kengaIME]

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1 point

 

[Madame Eau & Lizzy]

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I enjoy very much the critiques that Madame Eau and Lizzy gift us with. These two ladies certainly know a thing or two about music and what exactly makes a splendid song. Thank you girls for your thoughtful words and your incomparable wisdom. You are an asset to this site and community.

Thank you dear. We were especially invited by the administrator Matt, by some better known as headmasta Matta, to lift the level of the panel this year. After this panel is over we will leave and shift our focus back on our daily duties: attending royal garden parties and organzing musical soirées.

 

[QwaarJet]

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52 points, bloody hell. Deserves nowhere near that.

After United Kingdom

1. Robert - 94
2. King Valentino XVII - 91
2. Grandpa Waterman - 91
4. Barb E. Dahl - 90
5. Petronella Poetry - 89
6. Britni Spirsovic - 87
6. Emma Magnuson - 87
8. Morenik - 86
9. Scotty Too Hotty - 85
10. Glittery S. Bob - 79
10. Alex Chandhok - 79
12. Eau d'yre/Lizzy - 76
13. Dark Master - 71

No major changes at the top, but there is a massive gap between the middle and the bottom now. With Dark Master's 5 points it looks like we have a 4 horse race to be crowned harshest expert. Not long to go now!

 

[RainyWoods]

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Thank you dear. We were especially invited by the administrator Matt, by some better known as headmasta Matta, to lift the level of the panel this year. After this panel is over we will leave and shift our focus back on our daily duties: attending royal garden parties and organzing musical soirées.

It was my pleasure to pay your ladyships such compliments. It's truly thanks to you and a couple of the other Expert Panel members that the riff raff that filled this forum and community before, well things appear to be changing. It is entirely down to your good selves and administrator Matt (know to some as headmasta Matta) that a gentle air of sophistication has filled our lungs with such youth and vigour. I do hope that we'll all have the pleasure of meeting you again once this is all over and we say our goodbyes. Do you perhaps take part in Open Garden events?

 

[Terence]

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the ... a Bonnie by-numbers country ballad, it's not terrible but there's nothing which stands out in the song in my opinion. Just an inoffensive song more adequate for a lazy drive rather than a song contest.

2 points

 

[CypriotGirl]

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I like it more and more every day. Right now it's in my top 3 (sorry Norway, it kicked you out ) and it has all that it gets to climb to my #1

 

[Nicholas123]

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Boring! 2 pts!

 

[RainyWoods]

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Double post oopsieeee been doing it a lot recently:?

 

[RainyWoods]

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I like it more and more every day. Right now it's in my top 3 (sorry Norway, it kicked you out ) and it has all that it gets to climb to my #1

Dear god NO can you not allow it to climb to your number one. Number two would be very wonderful however

 

[CypriotGirl]

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Just an inoffensive song more adequate for a lazy drive rather than a song contest.

I looooooooooove listening to this song while driving (btw, I just got home and the last song that was played in my car)
I just love songs that are for a lazy drive

Dear god NO can you not allow it to climb to your number one. Number two would be very wonderful however

San Marino now is my #2

 

[Smudy]

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I just find it utterly boring and i get Engelbert vibes from that. 1 point.

 

[Franco]

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Nothing short of 5 for Bonnie Tyler.

 

[Terence]

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I looooooooooove listening to this song while driving (btw, I just got home and the last song that was played in my car)
I just love songs that are for a lazy drive



San Marino now is my #2

The Ukranian song was the last one I played... nothing beats Switzerland whilst driving, and San Marino too - I'll reserve that for tomorrow morning when I finish my night shift !


And BOOOOOOO at you demoting San Marino.

 

[Katinka]

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Voted 1 point for Bonnie.

 

[Madame Eau & Lizzy]

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It was my pleasure to pay your ladyships such compliments. It's truly thanks to you and a couple of the other Expert Panel members that the riff raff that filled this forum and community before, well things appear to be changing. It is entirely down to your good selves and administrator Matt (know to some as headmasta Matta) that a gentle air of sophistication has filled our lungs with such youth and vigour. I do hope that we'll all have the pleasure of meeting you again once this is all over and we say our goodbyes. Do you perhaps take part in Open Garden events?

The Open Garden parties that we recently attended were surprisingly interrupted by flocks of loud ducks, gooses and seabirds that were constantly flying and circling above our heads, and as a coincidence also attended by princess Emma of Sweden. The latter brings an odour of, hmm we don't know how to say it without the risk of insult, but let's say 'inappropriateness' with her. We're not sure if it's her smell that attracts all those birds. So the British noblesse is considering purchasing a mobile roof for our garden parties.

 

[Madame Eau & Lizzy]

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The Open Garden parties that we recently attended were surprisingly interrupted by flocks of loud ducks, gooses and seabirds that were constantly fying over and circling above our heads, and as a coincidence also attended by princess Emma of Sweden. The latter brings an odour of, hmm we don't know how to say it without the risk of insult, but let's say 'inappropriateness' with her. We're not sure if it's her smell that attracts all those birds. So the British noblesse is considering purchasing a mobile roof for our garden parties.

Oh, we're also considering keeping those garden parties secret so that princess Emma won't know and attend. Better take away the cause of attraction for the birds.