Mermaids?! Oh, don’t be ridiculous, why would I tell you such stereotypical tall tales? They are a nuisance I tell you! It’s true, I swear! You can’t go sailing without encountering at least a dozen of those buggers trying to lure you in with their singing, so annoying. They’re especially common around Dasideal, and for some reason I’ve even seen a few of them turn up in man-made water channels.
April, what a month eh? Around this time of the year I like to take a trip to a place on the mainland part of Chiara called the April Vineyards. It’s especially beautiful when the cherry trees blossom! For some reason the staff there seems to agree with everything you tell them. No matter how bonkers a request they’re always on your side. It’s true, I swear!