Roffbeard's Tall Tales! (NSC 204 Semi Results)
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Territrius
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With this genius hosting, I really wish I had sent a much more competitive song this edition 
Fearnavigatr
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I want to qualify only to see what you would come up with
Roffbeard
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So I was sitting under a bridge once, just taking a nice nap and minding my own business, when I was bothered by three goats who thought it was a good idea to walk across the bridge in stepping shoes. Ugh, noisy neighbors am I right? The smallest one gave me a long piece of wood, the middle one gave me five lines of notes, and the largest just butted me out of there. It’s true, I swear! How rude!
theditz83
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Fearnavigatr
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theditz83
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Check the banners
Roffbeard
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Have you ever met the Gourd Ranger? Ah yes, the legendary Gourd Ranger, best sharpshooter in all of Natia! Seven feet tall with an enormous round head! It’s true, I swear! He owes me 20 bucks! When he’s not being stingy, he’s actually a pretty cool guy when we hang out. The only thing that really bothers me about him is his breath smells, like really really bad.
theditz83
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Fearnavigatr
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Roffbeard
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Keeping track of the calendar is tricky when you’re at sea. If you forget to mark it down properly, you’ll soon not even know that the next date has arrived! On one journey, I thought I was reaching land on a Thursday, but it was in fact Tuesday… of the week before! It’s true, I swear! Well, at least the dijon mustard they served me at port tasted heavenly.
theditz83
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theditz83
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Haha triple threat guesses in unison haha!