ESC Ranking 2022

[Looren]

Here we go ! Post your ranking and update it with every new entry

 

[EscGeek]

We're halfway through

I put spoilers cuz it's a huge screenshot...

 

[RainyWoods]

I'll edit and add Finland in later tonight. There's a tiny chance they could be my first 12 of the year if Isaac wins but doubtful that can happen. Australia this afternoon giving me the classic your fave song of the entire NF season losing to your most hated from the selection result. Give me some hype songs please! This is 2018 levels of underwhelming so far twenty songs in.



01.
02. 03. 04. 05.
06. 07.
08. 09. 10. 11.
12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18.

19. 20.



How I rank songs:

12 = Hype songs. I'm crazy for them. They have my full support!
10 = Fantastic songs. Can't knock em in any way. It's just they're not destroying my tender body.
08 = Good songs that miss a little something. I'll totally listen to them though.
07 = Likeable but perhaps with a thing or two that holds me back a bit.
06 = Decent but I can't say I like these songs really.
05 = I don't like these songs but you haven't offended me. You exist and I accept it.
04 = Ok, you're poking me now. Stop it.
03 = I don't like you.
02 = I really don't like you.
01 = How dare you, Daniel Diges.
00 = Michael Rice, is that you?

 

[Alevender]

01 Moldova 8.5
02 Estonia 8
03 Slovenia 8
04 Lithuania 7
05 Ukraine 6.5
06 Latvia 6.5
07 Croatia 5.5
08 Czech Republic 4.5
09 Italy 4.5
10 Bulgaria 4
11 North Macedonia 4
12 Malta 3.5
13 San Marino 3.5
14 Poland 3
15 Norway 3
16 Ireland 3
17 Spain 3
18 Albania 2
19 Israel 1
20 Australia 0

 

[BorisBubbles]

01. Spain
02. Albania
03. Lithuania
04. Ireland
05. Slovenia (These kids have so much heart and I will root for their success with every fibre of my being)
06. Ukraine (the song slaps but the fellow in the pink hat is kind of a dickbag so NO top five for you, sorry chums)
07. Estonia
08. San Marino (There a non-zero chance Achille wrote this five minutes before he had to perform, but it's a fun punk rock song. Can't wait to see glammed up for the actual contest)
09. Croatia (adorable pop filler that will inevitable get drawfucked by the EBU :-/)
10. Norway (wayyy to calculated to be truly charming but as an act it's entertaining enough I guess)
11. Latvia
12. Czech Republic
13. Moldova
14. Bulgaria
15. North-Macedonia
16 Malta (Just Malta doing their thing, which is sending ballads so insipid nobody can even be bothered to pretend they like them)
17. Israel
18. Italy
19. Poland (has the charm of a teddybear rotting next to a gravesite)
20. Australia (i hate artifice and self-centeredness so an act that combines both into a garvanliev-like theater monster is never going escape the basement of a borisbubbles ranking. and that aesthetic )

 

[ESC94]

I really had to upgrade my ranking.

A few weeks later I kinda have to admit that I feel a bit underwhelmed about the songs, but I still wanna wait for the rest.

 

[FabiESC]

01 Finland 10/10
02 Albania 10/10
03 Australia 10/10
04 Spain 9/10
05 San Marino 9/10
06 Norway 8/10
07 Israel 8/10
08 Ireland 8/10
09 Czech Republic 7/10
10 Lithuania 7/10
11 Poland 7/10
12 Slovenia 6/10
13 North Macedonia 6/10
14 Malta 6/10
15 Italy 6/10
16 Latvia 5/10
17 Moldova 5/10
18 Estonia 5/10
19 Croatia 4/10
20 Bulgaria 3/10
21 Ukraine 1/10

 

[Mainshow]

slightly adjusted my vote (Slovenia (5-->4) and Estonia (6-->7).
It´s an average to solid year for me right now - I still hope to get a few more highlights to fill these and categories, though (I´ll probably have to make Albania and Israel drop if they change too much).

Positive aspect: No 0 pts or 1-2 pts so far - seriously, I don´t (heavily) dislike any entries so far ("Soap" or "Hallo Welt" could change that next week, though).

 

[Leydan]

My 2022 Eurovision Rank

01. Albania 9 02. Spain 9 03. Czechia 8 04. Estonia 8 05. Croatia 7 06. Poland 6 07. Italy 6 08. Malta 6 09. Ireland 6 10. Finland 6

11. Israel 6 12. San Marino 6 13. Ukraine 5 14. Macedonia 5 15. Australia 4 16. Norway 3 17. Bulgaria 2 18. Moldova 2 19. Lithuania 1 20. Latvia 1

21. Slovenia 1 .

.

I'm starting to be totally over this year :'D I want my time back.

 

[0scar]

everything shuffled a bit

1-5


6-10


11-15


16-20


21

 

[Sabrewulf238]

Not a big update or shakeup but here's my new rankings anyway.

01. Norway
02. Lithuania
03. Italy
04. Latvia
05. Albania
06. San Marino
07. Poland
08. Czech Republic
09. Ireland
10. Ukraine
11. North Macedonia
12. Slovenia
13. Moldova
14. Spain
15. Finland
16. Australia
17. Croatia
18. Malta
19. Israel
20. Estonia
21. Bulgaria

 

[Zonne147]

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[Looren]

1. Alina Pash (10/10)
1. (10/10)
2. (10/10)
3. (10/10)
4. (10/10)
5. (10/10)
6. (10/10)
7. (10/10)
8. (10/10)
9. (10/10)
10. (10/10)
11. (10/10)
12. (10/10)
13. (9/10)
14. (9/10)
15. (9/10)
16. (8/10)
17. (8/10)
18. (7/10)
19. (7/10)
20. (7/10)
21. (4/10)

 

[tomos2019]

1. Spain
2. Ireland
3. Albania
4. Lithuania

5. Italy
6. Malta
7. North Macedonia
8. Ukraine
9. Israel
10. Slovenia
11. Finland
12. Moldova
13. Croatia
14. Poland

15. Czech Republic
16. Bulgaria
17. San Marino
18. Australia
19. Norway
20. Latvia
21. Estonia

 

[MAD20]

1. Poland
2. Spain
3. Czech Republic
4. Estonia
5. Australia
6. Italy
7. Albania
8. Norway
9. Ukraine
10. Lithuania
11. Finland
12. Ireland
13. Latvia
14. San Marino
15. Moldova
16. Malta
17. Croatia
18. North Macedonia
19. Israel
20. Bulgaria
21. Slovenia

 

[lavieenrose]

 

[NikolaiMoller]

me and my brothers' combined top 21

 

[midnightsun]

All glory to Jeppe, the only one who has taste.

 

[mauve]

 

[Looren]

1. (10/10)
2. (10/10)
3. (10/10)
4. (10/10)
5. (10/10)
6. (10/10)
7. (10/10)
8. (10/10)
9. (10/10)
10. (10/10)
11. (10/10)
12. (10/10)
13. (10/10)
14. (9/10)
15. (9/10)
16. (9/10)
17. (9/10)
18. (8/10)
19. (8/10)
20. (7/10)
21. (7/10)
22. (4/10)

 

[RainyWoods]

01.
02. 03. 04. 05. 06.
07. 08.
09. 10. 11. 12.
13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20.

21. 22.




I thought last year was underwhelming but this is a whole new level. Save me Montenegro. I just want one song to love at this point.