01.
Ukraine (This art-school project is utterly ridiculous at face value but fuck I FELT that rapped spoken word break in all the right places)
02.
Spain (Probably the best interpretation of the J-LO/Eleni archetype to date)
03.
Albania (A fun gimmicky banger, surely Albania
won't find ways to ruin this with a shitty revamp, right?)
04.
Lithuania (Lithuania convincing themselves a quirky retropop song in Lithuanian is a guaranteed top five

I'm here for it)
05.
Ireland (Actually good / a potential qualifier which is massive from ireland. Fix her staging and styling though, lol.)
06.
Estonia (The second Stefan stopped being a sullen sulky sulk he turned likeable. Who could have thought?)
07.
Latvia (This is
very funny in its current form but watch the EBU force Citi Zeni to sanitize "Eat your salad", turning them into a fratty Pollapönk)
08.
Czech Republic (the type of song you always like when it gets played, but don't miss when it isn't)
09.
Israel (utterly embarrassing drag queen dreck, which mild ironic

)
10.
North-Macedonia (A sullen lesbian with flat hair and a flat song, but hey better odds for Belgium in the semi I guess)
11.
Moldova (Drunk uncles at a peasant's wedding)
12.
Bulgaria (Dads on a mid-life crisis binge)
13.
Italy (I am
super underwhelmed by Call Me By Your Brividi but w/e. If you don't mind the borderline
predatory tension between a 30 y.o. man and a barely legal twink, or the
cringe falsetto's, go for it I guess.)