Alright here's my shortlist. My qualifications include watching THREE WHOLE SEASONS of Project Runway, which obviously makes me an expert on all things fashion.
I had this shortlisted originally because it takes a really luxurious fabric and renders it in something that just looks really precious and a little immature. But by that same token, the song kind of takes really luxurious musical elements and renders them in something that just sounds really precious and a little immature, so you know what? It works. Nope.
That #$^*king shoulder thing. Rest of the dress wasn't noteworthy though, so nope.
I just don't like it :? Thought it looked kind of dowdy. While it is tempting to throw my vote her way since it'll be one of very few probably, "it's just not my thing" is a really cruddy criterion to use when I'm not exactly the fashion expert of the world in my t-shirt and sweatpants. Also if I'm to apply "what's wrong with dated?!" to songs, then I should probably force myself to apply it to outfits too. Nope.
"If I wear my super contemporary-looking outfit and sing my super contemporary-sounding song, then I'll deserve to win!" Ultimately decided, however, that either vote would be much too close to punishing the songs rather than the outfits, which isn't exactly what the Barbara Dex Award asks. Nope.
I put these three together because if I want to cast my vote on the assumption that the Barbara Dex Award is an honorable badge of courage for embracing the Eurovision spirit of looking totally nuts, a part of the Eurovision spirit that I embrace and love with all my heart, then any of them could get my vote. The winner is often awarded on this criterion, and any of them would make worthy honorees standing next to past recipients Rona and Verka.
If, instead, I wanted to cast my vote on the outfit that did the greatest disservice to the song, the philosophy that gave Moje 3 and Trijntje wins,
is the easy recipient. It was the only outfit where I thought "wow, I'd be enjoying this performance more if they were wearing something else."
Ultimately went with
. Like the three I grouped together, it did totally embrace adding more not less, but unlike those three, it did so from a place of cynicism that detracted from the song, meaning that it fulfilled what are, in my mind, both of the roles that have won the Barbara Dex Award in the past.