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Re: Waiting Iist of Shelley & Nici, #TeamTexas, #TheCheerleaders, #TeamAlabama: NSC 136: ANTI POST EUROVISION DEPRESSION NF COMING TONIGHT
Do you even suffer from ped?
Do you even suffer from ped?
I will vote for the songs I think you don't even like.
I made sure that I put songs I like... There are 2 which I find way too much weaker though.
Infected Mushroom - Becoming Insane
Has been in nsc.
Rank Country Voters Ratings+NSCers Total
1 UKRAINE 60 42.6 102.6
2 Austria 30 34.6 64.6
3 Sweden 24 33.7 57.7
4 Latvia 29 27.0 56.0
5 Australia 28 21.5 49.5
6 Czech Republic 29 19.6 48.6
7 Poland 26 21.5 47.5
8 Serbia 17 30.0 47.0
9 United Kingdom 22 24.4 46.4
10 Belgium 26 20.0 46.0
11 Germany 19 23.1 42.1
12 Azerbaijan 20 21.2 41.2
13 Croatia 16 24.2 40.2
14 Russia 16 22.3 38.3
15 Bulgaria 13 19.4 32.4
16 Lithuania 16 15.7 31.7
17 France 13 17.8 30.8
18 Hungary 6 22.6 28.6
19 Armenia 9 19.1 28.1
20 Spain 9 15.0 24.0
21 Israel 8 15.1 23.1
22 Georgia 8 13.7 21.7
23 Malta 10 10.6 20.6
24 Italy 4 13.9 17.9
25 Netherlands 4 12.5 16.5
26 Cyprus 2 14.0 16.0
We received an invitation in the post one Thursday morn'
To attend Nation Song Contest in the country that has won
The do was in Aimūlli; so wishing to be frugal
We trawled the 'net to find some decent travel deals on Google
Cheap flights, cheap flights, cheap as they can be,
Bedad we found an airline selling flights for 50p.
(Diddly aiden daidin daidin dai)
Well we clicked on to the website and were mightily surprised,
To find the actual cost wasn't quite as advertised,
We'd forgotten airport taxes, had also to be billed,
But a bargain is a bargain and begorrah we were thrilled.
Cheap flights, cheap flights, Stromý to Ikūl,
It isn't every airline offers flights for 50p,
(Diddly aiden daidin daidin dai (x3))
After studying the website we decided it was best,
To pay priority boarding so that we'd sit three abreast,
(Three abreast, that's the best)
And of course we'd all have luggage, so that's an extra cost,
And then we paid insurance in case our cases might get lost.
Our cheap flights, cheap flights, it's obvious to see,
There must be extra charges when the flights are 50p,
(Sklan, Sklan, Sklan, key change)
At last the flight was booked, with all of the additions,
We'd read the reams of smallprint, of terms and conditions;
And then picked up the charge for using VISA which was drastic,
'Cause how the feck are you supposed to pay if not with fecking plastic?
Cheap flights, cheap flights, we paid the fecking fee,
Because by now we were committed to the flights for 50p,
(Diddly aiden daidin daidin dai (3))
(Someone's being diddled and it's us, so it is)
(*Ochone, ochone, aah . . . )
Now I don't know if you've tried looking at Stromý on a map,
But checking in at 5am is a fecking load of crap,
It's packed if you try to catch a train or the bus,
So a taxi to the arse in the world was more than 100 pounds,
Cheap flights, cheap flights, we should have gone by sea,
There's no such fecking thing as a fecking flight for 50p,
(Feckity feckity feckity feckity feck, feck, feck (x2))
Then at last we reached the airport where we had to pay a fine,
The fecking feckers charged us 'cause we hadn't checked in online,
And finally aboard the flight there's an extra class of tax,
'Cause the fecking fecking feckers fecking charge to use the jacks,
Cheap flights, cheap flights, I think you must agree,
That only fecking gobshites think there's flights for 50p,
(Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse)
(Feck, shite, shite, feck, feck, shite, arse)
(Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feck)
(Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckty Feck)
Sad verse
Well finally we landed and tried to shuffle up the aisle
But the steward sent us down to the back with never a hint of a smile
And as we heard his annoucement our hearts gave a terrible thump
If you haven't prepaid to use the steps you'll have to feckin jump
Cheap flights, cheap flights you're harking on to me
you're an eejit (idiot) if you think a fecking flight is 50p
FECK
Waiting Iist of Shelley & Nici, Tanner & Josh, Tiffany & Krista and Denise & James Earl
present the nation's 90th entry
Fascinating Aïda - Cheap Flights