Leg 2: The Scavenger Hunt, The Geography Test and The Escape Act
*long rolling shot of resort*
*zooms in to me*
Here we are in Kingston, Jamaica, where 10 teams are about to set off on the adventure of a liftetime. They dont know each other yet, but for the next few weeks they will be rivals in a race around the world. These 10 teams were put through an intense training camp, and at the end, they were chosen for their knowledge and unique sets of skills. The 10 teams are hang gliding in as we speak.
Our 10 teams are:
Fotka + Lazarina
(Lesbian Moms - QuienDQ)
"We are here today to show that even though we are moms with a kid, it doesnt mean we cant still kick ass. We will show those other teams who's boss!" They're representing lesbians everywhere.
Adrian + Eleonora
(Engaged - Adamsburg)
"We met each other a few years ago, and we have developed a great bond. "
Adrian: I'm a politican and I hope to use my leadership skills to lead us to the finale. I also know how to break promises, and will have no problem backstabbing to get to the end
Xenia and Rok
(Dating - Xorientia)
Rok: She's a geologist, so we're definitely gonna rock this race.
Xenia: And he's a farmer, so we're totally gonna plough our way through the field.
Isabella + Réné
(Siblings - New Acadia)
We grew up in tough conditions in New Acadia, so we know we're capable of achieving anything
Réné: I have faith in my sister, she's tough athletically and is really determined. We will accept nothing but victory here today.
Rebecca + Stacie
(Former Classmates - Halito)
We have been through some serious ******************** since the Shinamizawa incidents, but have persevered through things since then.
Rebecca: I can strategise our way to the final and make the opposition tear their throats out in surrender.
Rhondda + Marco
(Dancers - Kostanovia)
We like to dance.
Marco: I love walking around naked, I'm gonna try that during the race.
Rhondda: If we don't win well, it's due to sexism.
Sanshi + Booms
(Strangers - Yaponesia)
Ya, we just met, we dunno anything about each other.
Sanshi: All I know is Booms is awesome, and I am instantly attracted to his charm and good looks. I think we all wish we were a little more like Booms
*cuts to host*
Host comment: I think we should just give Booms 1 million euros right away for being so awesome
*back to hang gliding montage*
Tur'om + Sabzi
(Premonition Duo - Zombira/Vegetaria)
It was our destiny to be on this race.
Tur'om: I am a monk, I have no idea to watch this show, but in a vision I saw Sabzi and I knew I had to find her and do this. We will win this race - there's no doubting it.
Sylvster + Tweety
(Mortal Enemies - Scorpionia)
We are mortal enemies, we are a cat and bird who have been chasing each other for years. We will win as we've gotten a lot of cardio done chasing each other
Skye + Jackie
(Twins - 10 Regions of Mobius)
Skye: I'm on this task to catch some hot chicks - no other reason.
Jackie: I have one goal, to win this at all costs. I dont wanna make friends, I dont wanna talk to anyone except my brother, I just want the million dollars/euros/whatever.
*cuts to me/thehostdude*
So these are our 10 teams.
Ahead of you all is the adventure of a liftime. On your suitcases over there is your suitcases with the first 3 tasks of your race. All I have to say is Good Luck!
*drops arm, SCREAMS* GOOOOOOOOO!!!!