Survivor

[Clinty]

sis if you are two episodes behind and you are calling living legend wendy 'wendyangel', i can't wait to see when you catch up


hope i helped

Ok I'm caught up now and omg Wendy is such a troll legend 3 hiding the flint to force her chicken saving agenda and then freeing them after the swap anyway also Reem is iconic so I love her too
I'm actually enjoying this season? I was expecting the Edge of Extinction twist to be a massive flop and everyone to be shoving themselves up the returnees' butts but the dynamics seem pretty interesting so far!

 

[Ana Raquel]

Ok I'm caught up now and omg Wendy is such a troll legend 3 hiding the flint to force her chicken saving agenda and then freeing them after the swap anyway also Reem is iconic so I love her too
I'm actually enjoying this season? I was expecting the Edge of Extinction twist to be a massive flop and everyone to be shoving themselves up the returnees' butts but the dynamics seem pretty interesting so far!

i just watched the last episode and indeed she is a LEGEND and i am screaming with the chickens ruining the confessionals. Winners already.

This season is great so far, I'm really surprised.

 

[esc87fan]

Next week's episode should be a good one with the merge and the Extinction Island inhabitants out for revenge!

 

[Merlina]

I love this show! I watched all season and all episodes twice!

 

[njdevils94]

About that ending.....................................

 

[Ana Raquel]

what can i say about this season

 

[Alaska49]

i actually stopped watching survivor in the middle of ghost island because it got so formulaic and predictable (i got the winners of ghost island and david vs goliath right by the merge and i didn't even WATCH david vs goliath!) but

i will be back for all winners since that will be a preposterous romp. can't wait.

as for this last season, i refused to watch on principle but i am glad a nice looking penis won it all and ruined all of jeff probst's dreams, because that wasn't a sentence i thought i could still construct. how did he not see such an ending coming, btw? joe was obviously not winning SHIT. probst ruins survivor much more than jon ola sand or [nordic name redacted] could ever ruin eurovision.

as for the next season, the lure of watching sandra just being on an island talking shit to and about people with absolutely no stakes for herself is enormous but those giant busts of her and rob did a great job of keeping me away. what the fuck.

 

[BorisBubbles]

DVG was the last season I watched. That shit was good, yo. Angelina is a constellation, Gabby's Toko Fukawa-like journey in which she would constantly emotionally torment poor clueless Christian was brilliant-

Gabby: "I WANNA PLAY WITH YOU"
Christian: "like... in the sand?".

and Christian himself is prboably the best male contestant in the past five seasons, so.

I can't wait for the upcoming all winners season where I'll finally be forced to root against Sandra when her crusty boomer ass will try stage an unapolegetic vagicide.

 

[Ana Raquel]

we are not friends anymore boris NO sandra slanders are allowed here

 

[DenizESC]

Im watching 39 right now.

No spoilers

 

[BorisBubbles]

Girl, I LOVE Sandra (d'uh i'm a normal unhinged human being) but she said herself that she'll boot all the women first. Like, is this the same Sandra of "I CAN GET LOUD TO WTF", "YOU NEED TO GET INTO THE OCEAN AND WASH YOUR FUCKING ASS" and "BYE TONY! SAY HI TO SIERRA FOR ME!!!"???

I have no issue if she were to target just the shitty ones. But if she kills off Sophie, Poverty and Natalie early, I WILL NOT be happy :-/

She has my blessing to go after Kim though. Kim sucked. :-)

 

[BorisBubbles]

No 39 spoilers from me. I didn't see that.

 

[Ana Raquel]

good luck trying to survive watching season 39. i dropped on the merge episode

Girl, I LOVE Sandra (d'uh i'm a normal unhinged human being) but she said herself that she'll boot all the women first. Like, is this the same Sandra of "I CAN GET LOUD TO WTF", "YOU NEED TO GET INTO THE OCEAN AND WASH YOUR FUCKING ASS" and "BYE TONY! SAY HI TO SIERRA FOR ME!!!"???

I have no issue if she were to target just the shitty ones. But if she kills off Sophie, Poverty and Natalie early, I WILL NOT be happy :-/

She has my blessing to go after Kim though. Kim sucked. :-)

i saw that video but of course i'll pretend she is just joking because she likes to be funny!!!!!!! no bias because she is my second favorite survivor winner just losing to australian legend shane gould not at all!!!!!!!! (sandra pls just boot amber)

 

[DenizESC]

I stopped watching 39 after Kellee got eliminated and Jeff Probst let that disgusting Dan stay... What the actual f!!! I'm a very touchy-feely person as well, that was definitely not normal and Kellee came on to you like an adult and told you: 'look I know you don't mean bad but can you please stop touching me, personally I'm not that type of person and I'm not comfortable with it'
And he can still not accept that simple of a boundary and keeps touching her and everyone else. completely no respect for her at all. Can't believe so many men out there protecting him like no this is not a men vs women thing and it never should be!

Very weak people on the island as well, look we all would love to win a million dollars but also no ones chances are that high and a lot of it comes down to luck or whoever the show wants to win also so at least stand up when you actually see something that's just not right! Majority of them walked out broke but also with character assasination tbh smh it's like one of those things I'd risk a million dollars even for, same for someone being racist etc. some things don't have a price for me.
Kudos to Janet

 

[Ana Raquel]

I stopped watching 39 after Kellee got eliminated and Jeff Probst let that disgusting Dan stay... What the actual f!!! I'm a very touchy-feely person as well, that was definitely not normal and Kellee came on to you like an adult and told you: 'look I know you don't mean bad but can you please stop touching me, personally I'm not that type of person and I'm not comfortable with it'
And he can still not accept that simple of a boundary and keeps touching her and everyone else. completely no respect for her at all. Can't believe so many men out there protecting him like no this is not a men vs women thing and it never should be!

Very weak people on the island as well, look we all would love to win a million dollars but also no ones chances are that high and a lot of it comes down to luck or whoever the show wants to win also so at least stand up when you actually see something that's just not right! Majority of them walked out broke but also with character assasination tbh smh it's like one of those things I'd risk a million dollars even for, same for someone being racist etc. some things don't have a price for me.
Kudos to Janet

Love you

 

[BorisBubbles]

Oh yeah I didn't bother with 39, and I'm lowkey pleased that I didn't. blerg.

Kaoh Rong and David vs Goliath are the only good seasons since season 30. Survivor has really gone to shit, huh?

 

[esc87fan]

Season 40 "Winners at War" starts Wednesday, I can't wait! It's the 20th anniversary of the US version on May 31, and what better way to celebrate by bringing back 20 past winners to duke it out for $2 million

 

[njdevils94]

So happy someone from Survivor Guatemala finally gets to play a 2nd time.

 

[BorisBubbles]

Let the rankings commence. Here's mine of the winners (of the seasons I've seen)

1. Sandra (PI) - I am not going to insult your intelligence by explaining Sandra's self-evident greatness to you.

2. Sophie - God what a limitless fountain of wit, snark, and emotionally detached vulnerability. I relate so hard.

3. Mike - A bible-thumping, republicunt trump voter has no business being my favourite person on his season, let alone my favourite male winner, but what if I told you Mike had a zany personality, a hilariously cartoonish voice and was stuck with a bunch of GODAWFUL liberal refuse he constantly trolled the shit out of? DEITY.

4. Nathalie Anderson - Nattie is an obvious kick ass human being giving us the full journey of likable, scrappy underdog, mercenary strategy and cussing out John Rocker because he said racist and homosexual things.

5. Vecepia - Vecepia is a... less obvious kick-ass human being? Pity everyone's forgotten how effortlessly sardonic Vee was. "Sarah has a great body. I bet she paid a lot for it."

6. Parvati - Micro Parv is probably my least favourite of the three Parvatii, but still a force of hilarity and righteousness throughout. "YOU'RE CRAZY!! YOU *OFFICIALLY* GO DOWN AS THE ~DUMBEST~ SURVIVOR EVER. IN THE HISTORY OF SURVIVOR. E V E R."

7. Richard - Richard Hatch is a terrible person. He's also a terrific rtv character, though.

8. Sandra (HvV) - The only reason *this* Sandra ranks this low comparatively is because I prefered Parvati more? Never the less, completely destroying Russell both mentally and spiritually beyond repairw as almost worth the price of having to put up with him for 2.3 seasons.

9. Natalie White - Speaking of people that mentally and spiritually destroyed Russell Hantz~

10. Aras - "SOMEBODY CALL THE WHAAAAAMBULANCE TERRY'S CRYING ON THE COURSE." And um also, a loyal Cirie whelp.

11. Denise - Denise is SO vile to Anara-Maria it almost circles back to hilarious to me? I normally WOULD hate her, like I did with Tina, but I think the irony of get getting stuck on a beach with *JUST* Abi, writhing in agony from a spider bite while *also* having to hear Abi yap endlessly about her non-existent Immunity Idol is enough punishment

12. Chris Daugherty - Lol do I really have Chris D. that high? I guess I do. Despite being one of those people who YELLS IN EVERY CONFESSIONAL (stfu), Chris was an overdramatic, lowkey funny presence I enjoyed as the Yasur women imploded around him. "WHHHAAAAT I'M JUST LAYING HERE YOU KNOW, IN THE HAAAMMOCK???"

13. Sarah - Broken gamebot who became a different, better, more inclusive human being upon meeting ZEKE SMITH??? um, sure, works for me.

14. Jud - Jud is funny when he doesn't try to be.

15. Tony - Um, same? Except replace "doesn't try to be" with "isn't LOUD TOO WTF"

16. Tyson - Tyson devolving from a hilarious sarcastic presence to an occassionally moderately funny gamebot is the Survivor equivalent to Eesti Laul's decline under Tomi Rahula.

17. Earl - A likable man but SO plain in personality and manners. Great taste in humans though (Yau Cassandra Dreamz )

18. Bob - Bob is a nice human being, I guess

19. Michele - Michele is...also a nice human being? Albeit not a very articulate one.

20. Ethan - A lowkey UNlikable being in Africa, but w/e it's less jarring because he isn't Tom OR Lex, who are much worse.

21. Amber - Rob Mariano's personal baby mill

22. Jenna - Jenna Morasca grew a lot over the course of the years, but in Amazon she's mostly an immature little brat :-/

23. Todd - A VERY annoying ball of smarm, but hey he's gay so ofc he's the first person to receive a negatively toned winning edit since Brian Heidik.

24. Nick - My commitment to Nick Wilson is so low I forgot he existed? Anyway, don't you love it when seasons with great divergent casts are won by the most plain human in that cast? Over a queer man and a woman of colour? White privilege is a total myth, yo.

25. Danni - A weak, godfearing, twee woman. Exit stage left, Boatfright.

26. Kim - Kim played a very good game. :-)

27. Tom - Shut up, dad.

28. J.T. - I will never understand why everyone in Tocantins was so in love with this *obviously* smarmy, two-faced ball of dough?

29. Cochran - I can accept ~John~ as a Survivor winner. What I cannot accept is that winning storyline of his. "COCHRAN WINS FREEBIE CHALLENGES ANYONE CAN WIN WHAT A DOMINA-" ew ew ew I want to DIE.

30. Tina - A vile, manipulative shrew who had a huge chip on her shoulder towards women who are more beautiful, more liberal and more confident than she is (ie: Jerri and Amber).

31. Brian - Remember that short window in time when Brian Heidik was the worst person on this show because he'd shot a puppy with an arrow? Good times.

32. Yul - "This would be an amazing end to a great morality tale" -- Yul Kwon describing the Cooks endgame right before booting Adam and entering a F4 situation where he was guaranteed to win.

33. Rob - The idea that ~Slobfather~ DESERVED his victory after his fourth try, after being stuck with what is possibly Survivor's dumbest cast on what is definitely Survivor's worst season is a slap in the face of anyone who has ever appeared on this show. Pray he leaves ASAP on S40.

Not ranked because I didn't see or didn't bother finishing the whole thing: Jeremy, Adam, Ben, Wendell, Chris Underwood, Tommy

 

[Ana Raquel]

I hated the first boot and loved the second

hmm