Spain SPAIN 2023 - Blanca Paloma - Eaea

[ESC United Mod Team]

 

[MopManMoss]

Cinan from Wiwibloggs would absolutely love this so therefore it is awful

 

[bstream]

Benidorm has a weirdly high amount of songs that look and sound like they were ripped from the DMGP back catalogue

 

[simori95]

They sing about showing moves but then they just look like they’re cleaning an apartment without the utensils.

 

[MooseShoes]

All I can hear in the chorus is "Oof, Better than Youth, Showin' my muff."

 

[MooseShoes]

Covid heart in the background!

 

[mauve]

Well they look and dance better than they sing.

 

[BorisBubbles]

E'Femme aimed for Hurricane and landed on "mild tropical rainstorm"

 

[lasse braun]

6. E'Femme – "Uff!
deep fall after no.5 - no no no 1/10

 

[bstream]

This would get eaten alive by whatever Hurricane send this year + the 3 or 4 Chanel copies other countries will inevitably send.

 

[ayzelto]

These 4 will be last tonight.

 

[Looren]

I loved that lmao

 

[Biste]

Girls, go get some lessons from Hurriance, Chanel, or whoever... But this was not it.

 

[tantrix]

Move = Muff
They look much better and likable than in that unflattering RTVE photo, but their performance was uneven to say the least

 

[theCONWEL]

Love Uff but this performance was painful

Showin' my muff.

Thanks, I can't unhear this now

 

[elanyvx]

Only Blanca is perfect vocally today

 

[Leydan]

I like the song quite a lot actually, issa hit. They were not great though.

 

[Biste]

E'Femme aimed for Hurricane and landed on "mild tropical rainstorm"

More like a mild Belgian summer storm...

 

[BarefootBoogaloo]

So many dance breaks this year...

Daniel Diges said that one of their voices stood out, but that the producer obviously put the song with bass and not a lot of focus on the voices

DJ said it really brought nothing, that he wished that vocally they gelled better together, but that they were so seperate and he didn't like the choreography

Serafin said that it sounded like they were trying to do a bad copy of SloMo

Varry Brava said that being a singer is bad enough, but to be four people in a group and try to be your own person while being united is hard and they didn't do well at that

 

[simori95]

WTF is that staging. Are we on Big Brother?

I lowkey have the same bookshelf though

 

[Etanna]

This is a funny staging concept right from the first seconds of it, very creative and unexpected, I love it