Spain SPAIN 2022 - Chanel - SloMo

[escYOUnited]

Llegó la mami
La reina, la dura, una Bugatti
El mundo está loco con este party
Si tengo un problema, no es monetary
Yo vuelvo loquito’ a todos los daddies
Yo siempre primera, nunca secondary
Apenas hago doom, doom
Con mi boom, boom
Y le tengo dando zoom, zoom
Por Miami

Y no se confundan
Señora’ y señore’
Yo siempre ‘toy ready
Pa’ romper cadera’, romper corazones
Solo existe una
No hay imitaciones (Na, na)
Y si aún no me crees, pues me toca mostrárselo

Take a video
Watch it slo mo, mo, mo, mo, mo
Booty hypnotic
Make you want more, more, morе, more, more
Voy a bajarlo hasta el suеlo, lo, lo, lo, lo (Yeah)
If you wish, you could do this dembow (Do this dembow)
Drives you loco (Yeah)
Take a video, watch it slo mo

Te gusta todo lo que tengo
Te endulzo la cara en jugo de mango
Se te dispara cuando la prendo
Hasta el final, yo no me detengo
Take a sip of my cola-la
Un poco salvaje na-na-na
Make it go like pa-pa-pa-pa
Like pa-pa-pa-pa-pa

Y no se confundan (Y no se confundan)
Señora’ y señore’
Yo siempre ‘toy ready (Yo siempre estoy ready)
Pa’ romper cadera’, romper corazone’
Solo existe una (Solo existe una)
No hay imitaciones (Na, na, na)
Y si aún no me crees, pues me toca mostrárselo (Oye)

Take a video
Watch it slo mo, mo, mo, mo, mo
Booty hypnotic
Make you want more, more, more, more, more
Voy a bajarlo hasta el suelo, lo, lo, lo, lo
If you wish, you could do this dembow (Do this dembow)
Drives you loco (Yeah)
Take a video
Watch it slo mo, mo, mo, mo, mo
Booty hypnotic
Make you want more, more, more, more, more
Voy a bajarlo hasta el suelo, lo, lo, lo, lo
If you wish, you could do this dembow (Do this dembow)
Drives you loco (Yeah)

Y no se confundan (Y no se confundan)
Señora’ y señore’
Yo siempre ‘toy ready (Yo siempre estoy ready)
Pa’ romper cadera’, romper corazones
Solo existe una (Solo existe una)
No hay imitaciones (Na, na, na)
Y si aún no me crees, pues me toca mostrárselo (Oye)

Take a video
Watch it slo mo, mo, mo, mo, mo
Booty hypnotic
Make you want more, more, more, more, more
Voy a bajarlo hasta el suelo, lo, lo, lo, lo
If you wish, you could do this dembow (Haz el dembow)
Drives you loco (Yeah)

Take a video
Watch it slo mo​

 

[ayzelto]

Exactly. Please stop the embarrassment

 

[Phoenix]

This was supposedly written for J.Lo? That explains why I don't like it then, since she has one of the worst discographies of the millenium, is a talentless hack and a fraud. Good luck tho.

 

[Rasmus0714]

Just the performance itself:

Too bad Barbara Dex is cancelled, or Chanel is so gonna win it.

 

[chiqui]

Barcelona Eurovision Party

Barcelona celebrará la primera Fiesta de Eurovisión el próximo 26 de marzo. Hasta 20 artistas actuarán en la sala Apolo antes de su participación en el festival en un concierto único en el que se unirán grandes leyendas de ediciones pasadas.

www.sala-apolo.com

Saturday 26 Chanel will be the hostess of Barcelona Eurovision Party

 

[jeriswani]

This was supposedly written for J.Lo? That explains why I don't like it then, since she has one of the worst discographies of the millenium, is a talentless hack and a fraud. Good luck tho.

It was written with jlo in mind. Jlo hasn’t listened to this song. It’s just what songwriters do. They write songs with certain artists in mind. You can definitely imagine jlo trying the screech her way through this songs. The bridge reminds me a jlo.

 

[Jonkonfui]

This was supposedly written for J.Lo? That explains why I don't like it then, since she has one of the worst discographies of the millenium, is a talentless hack and a fraud. Good luck tho.

You should be able to admit a singer's skills despite not liking his/her music. I dont particularly like JLo's songs but I have to admit that she has done some of the most amazing performances in tv history. Her performance in the Super Bowl was incredible and her performance on Celia Cruz's tribute it is out of this world level.

 

[Jonkonfui]

Too bad Barbara Dex is cancelled, or Chanel is so gonna win it.

Barbara Dex was for the dress wearing on Esc not for what singers wear in other performances or what they wear when they go to buy groceries.

 

[ArmpitOfEurope]

You should be able to admit a singer's skills despite not liking his/her music. I dont particularly like JLo's songs but I have to admit that she has done some of the most amazing performances in tv history. Her performance in the Super Bowl was incredible and her performance on Celia Cruz's tribute it is out of this world level.

You are describing a talent at dancing. Shes not a talented songwriter, shes not a talented singer, shes a very talented dancer and actress.
Similarly Chanel, shes a very sexy, talented dancer with only that being the strong point of her artistry. But ok, at least Chanel sings live, Jlo usually mimes to prerecorded versions

 

[Jonkonfui]

You are describing a talent at dancing. Shes not a talented songwriter, shes not a talented singer, shes a very talented dancer and actress.
Similarly Chanel, shes a very sexy, talented dancer with only that being the strong point of her artistry. But ok, at least Chanel sings live, Jlo usually mimes to prerecorded versions

Not at dancing but at performing.
Sorry but I ignore the rest of your comment.

 

[ArmpitOfEurope]

Not at dancing but at performing.
Sorry but I ignore the rest of your comment.

Performing involves singing, miming isnt singing, so at dancing, bruh.

 

[ayzelto]

Barcelona Eurovision Party

Barcelona celebrará la primera Fiesta de Eurovisión el próximo 26 de marzo. Hasta 20 artistas actuarán en la sala Apolo antes de su participación en el festival en un concierto único en el que se unirán grandes leyendas de ediciones pasadas.

www.sala-apolo.com

Saturday 26 Chanel will be the hostess of Barcelona Eurovision Party

And I will be there!

 

[Jonkonfui]

Problem with Barcelona party is that the venue is very far away from the sauna... But anyway Eurofans are not really hot so I might not need a sauna. A toilet will do.

 

[voteme]

Most over-hyped entry this year, it'll do well though as it's a polished package.

 

[ayzelto]

Problem with Barcelona party is that the venue is very far away from the sauna... But anyway Eurofans are not really hot so I might not need a sauna. A toilet will do.

Ah, but are you allowed in the sauna? I thought you were still in primary school.

 

[Jonkonfui]

Most over-hyped entry this year, it'll do well though as it's a polished package.

It cannot be both over hyped and do well. If it does well it is not OVER hyped but rightfully hyped.

 

[ArmpitOfEurope]

Ah, but are you allowed in the sauna? I thought you were still in primary school.

girl did you go to Mariah's school of flawless shade

 

[voteme]

It cannot be both over hyped and do well. If it does well it is not OVER hyped but rightfully hyped.

The over-hyped in that it's currently top 2 on the myeurovision app and seems to be a fan fav but suspect it'll end up between 15-10 in the end, so yeah - over-hyped.

 

[Rasmus0714]

Barbara Dex was for the dress wearing on Esc not for what singers wear in other performances or what they wear when they go to buy groceries.

The looks are showcasing her team's taste level, so far it's all cringey and horrendous, I cannot imagine what kind of abomination her team will put her on during ESC.
Her benidorm look: Kimbaaly from before the 90 days season 5 dressing up as a college dancing team girl.
Her current look: Kimbaaly from before the 90 days season 5 dressing up as a 12-year-old girl.

 

[ESC_FAN]

 

[VikingTiger]

After all the entries are out this is still my clear number 1 this year. And having watched Chanel's live performances of the song I would be really surprised if my opinion changes after May.
This is my kind of music. Latin pop. Sure there are better songs in the genre, but Chanel has the package and she delivers on stage.
I think this is one of the entries that can actually win this year. I am sure this will do well in both segments; both the juries and the televoters. And I think this has pan-european appeal, even though I predict Chanel will score even better in the mediterranean countries.
I can see why the fans would rather have Tanxugueiras in Torino, but I think the general viewer (and the european juries) will appreaciate this more than Terra.